Jambo Stu Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 Damn book and flu keeping me up till all hours 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 I was supposed to fly to Bristol this morning for a wedding over the weekend. As it happens the wee man is ill with some sort of eye infection. I don't know more than that as it seems to be easier getting your hole from Carmen Electra than it is to get an appointment at the Doctors. So I'm stuck in with the boy all weekend whilst my girlfriend is away at this wedding. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reynard Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 Got a couple of tons of Scots Pine logs delivered yesterday and started splitting them. I hit one and there was a huge pool of resin inside it which splattered everywhere. And it got in my hair And it doesnt wash out unless I use white spirit on it. This should be fun. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 A 120 mile round trip with four pished c***s in your motor to see your team get humped. Central Belters in general thinking that any round trip over 100 miles (leaving the Central Belt basically) is worthy of a whinge. Maybe we're just used to 'long' trips whereas they're not and it's just a mindset thing. When I see Pars fans for example saying that Dumfries is too far away, I just want to give them a good slap. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the jambo-rocker Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 (edited) I'm really starting to get fed up with all this extra charity work that the guys in my work football team are trying to push through. I joined to play football and that is it, it's doing my nut in. Yes, I am a rather selfish person... Edited February 10, 2011 by the jambo-rocker 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 I'm really starting to get fed up with all this extra charity work that the guys in my work football team are trying to push through. I joined to play football and that is it, it's doing my nut in. Yes, I am a rather selfish person... But honest! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyblair Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 Not being on P&B for ages, coming back and all the good threads are pages down..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the jambo-rocker Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 But honest! Yeah it's easy me saying it on PnB, but I really should be saying this to the gaffer's face. You can add passive-agressive to that list 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 (edited) There's a loud american shouting at me from the radio, No wait - It's just Katy Perry shouting different words about how sexy the world is over a backing track that sounds pretty similar to the last one. OK we get it you vacuous yankee bint - your hot but you're getting boring. Now go away and shut it for a bit. AAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh thats better. Edited February 10, 2011 by MEADOWXI -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 Young, 20-something students or graduates mouthing off like they're already experts in their field (or normally politics) when in fact they only have a tiny bit of the life experience they think they have. Far worse when they're at uni though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donnyarb Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 Thought I had a tech exam tomorrow but just found out from Facebook that it's actually physics! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullywee Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 Thought I had a tech exam tomorrow but just found out from Facebook that it's actually physics! dear fucking shengus 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donnyarb Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 (edited) dear fucking shengus Not my fault, I have an exam timetable and it says tech tomorrow. It's only a draft timetable but still should be the same as the final one. Edit: the reason I don't have the final one is because my mate lost his so I gave him mine. Edited February 10, 2011 by Lichtieforlife 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 My brother came back from school once and asked what's the point in going back to school now that he'd done all his exams. I tried to disown him as I explained what prelims were and that they're not real exams but tough brotherly love must have kicked in. On the other hand, my mum went nuts when she asked when my prelims were and I said I'd already had them the month before. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 Not my fault, I have an exam timetable and it says tech tomorrow. It's only a draft timetable but still should be the same as the final one. Edit: the reason I don't have the final one is because my mate lost his so I gave him mine. Because nobody could lie to the useless one on Facebook, no?! "He thinks it's physics now, quality min!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donnyarb Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 My brother came back from school once and asked what's the point in going back to school now that he'd done all his exams. I tried to disown him as I explained what prelims were and that they're not real exams but tough brotherly love must have kicked in. On the other hand, my mum went nuts when she asked when my prelims were and I said I'd already had them the month before. Our prelims are important though because they decide what we can take next year. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donnyarb Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 Because nobody could lie to the useless one on Facebook, no?! "He thinks it's physics now, quality min!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 Not my fault, I have an exam timetable and it says tech tomorrow. It's only a draft timetable but still should be the same as the final one. Edit: the reason I don't have the final one is because my mate lost his so I gave him mine. I suggest you get a dictionary and look up the words "draft" and "final" to find out the difference. Doesn't matter what exam it is anyway, you're so f'cking stupid you'll be failing them all in anycase. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donnyarb Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 I suggest you get a dictionary and look up the words "draft" and "final" to find out the difference. Doesn't matter what exam it is anyway, you're so f'cking stupid you'll be failing them all in anycase. Actually, my higher maths prelim went really well! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 Any chance that Lichtie could be some sort of Rain Man??? Acts like an utter muppet but will pass all his Highers with A's effortlessly?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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