Hedgecutter Posted November 19, 2013 Share Posted November 19, 2013 When you're watching a programme, the adverts come on midway through and then you totally forgot that you were watching it when the second half comes on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted November 20, 2013 Share Posted November 20, 2013 Do dodgem cars have to be gritted? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barrfields_Largs Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 Seen a page on Facebook that one of my "friends" liked called Glasgows Known Peados. It was a page to share notes on dodgy people in your area. My PTTGOYN is that the page was closed before I could get on to wind them up 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted November 23, 2013 Share Posted November 23, 2013 When people treat stovies as something purely reserved for groups at ceilidhs, quizes etc rather than a staple supper you can have at home or in a canteen. Same applies to haggis with Burns suppers. In my experience, English people are usually the worst offenders of this hideous crime. Oh, and when there's no beetroot left. That's a right b*****d. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted November 23, 2013 Share Posted November 23, 2013 When people treat stovies as something purely reserved for groups at ceilidhs, quizes etc rather than a staple supper you can have at home or in a canteen. Same applies to haggis with Burns suppers. In my experience, English people are usually the worst offenders of this hideous crime. Oh, and when there's no beetroot left. That's a right b*****d. I used to get stovies from the bakery for lunch when I worked for Aberdeen City Council. When I went to Aberdeenshire Council, the canteen there served stovies at least once a week and I always chose that over the other stuff. Most of the locals would pick salad or soup and a sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted November 23, 2013 Share Posted November 23, 2013 I used to get stovies from the bakery for lunch when I worked for Aberdeen City Council. When I went to Aberdeenshire Council, the canteen there served stovies at least once a week and I always chose that over the other stuff. Most of the locals would pick salad or soup and a sandwich. Most bakers around my work serve them too. Best one is where you open the polystyrene box to find your congealed stovies still in the perfect shape of the box. Unlikely to win any healthy food awards, but glorious. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rustyarabnuts Posted November 23, 2013 Share Posted November 23, 2013 I'm having stovies tonight 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christophe Posted November 23, 2013 Share Posted November 23, 2013 HATE it when people on the phone ask how I am, "Good", there, happy now? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Navid Harrid Posted November 23, 2013 Share Posted November 23, 2013 Celtic fans who refer to themselves as Bhoy. Really fucking hate it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Navid Harrid Posted November 23, 2013 Share Posted November 23, 2013 HATE it when people on the phone ask how I am, "Good", there, happy now? Even worse when someone asks you in real life "what's wrong" when there's f**k all wrong 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christophe Posted November 23, 2013 Share Posted November 23, 2013 Or you're in the Co-op - "did you get everything you wanted". "Mate, I bought shit I didn't want, don't ask me about what I wanted". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Navid Harrid Posted November 23, 2013 Share Posted November 23, 2013 Or you're in the Co-op - "did you get everything you wanted". "Mate, I bought shit I didn't want, don't ask me about what I wanted". Or you have shit loads of food and they go "do you need bags?" Noh ya welt ill carry them all in my hands. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christophe Posted November 23, 2013 Share Posted November 23, 2013 "Oh! Treating yourself today are you?" f**k off. If I want to buy nothing but lager, chocolate and ice-cream that's my business. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Navid Harrid Posted November 23, 2013 Share Posted November 23, 2013 "Oh! Treating yourself today are you?" f**k off. If I want to buy nothing but lager, chocolate and ice-cream that's my business. Fat b*****d 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeeperDee Posted November 23, 2013 Share Posted November 23, 2013 "Oh! Treating yourself today are you?" f**k off. If I want to buy nothing but lager, chocolate and ice-cream that's my business. I genuinely hate it when shop workers come out with that pish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christophe Posted November 23, 2013 Share Posted November 23, 2013 *Tin of soup for one, half loaf of bread, small bottle of wine* "Oh, are you single?" "How could you tell?" "You're fucking ugly" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christophe Posted November 23, 2013 Share Posted November 23, 2013 "oooooooh, someone likes yoghurt! hey, Vera, look, someone likes yoghurt!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted November 23, 2013 Share Posted November 23, 2013 In fairness, working in retail is fucking dull, so I have sympathy and hit out with some awful conversation. At least the elderly appreciate it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stumigoo Posted November 24, 2013 Share Posted November 24, 2013 Getting ready for my Sunday League just now and there are thousands of black rubber balls all over the fucking place! All of our games are played on artificial surfaces now so it means that all throughout every week I am finding black balls (no pun intended) everywhere and anywhere! The fuckers are in carpets, floors, in bags, stuck to socks. I nearly choked last week when I had to take my inhaler during a game only to have what felt like hundreds of black balls (got to sop saying it like that) flying down my throat. The first person to invent a good playing surface without the need for the balls should be in line for the Nobel Prize for Artificial Grass IMO. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ziggy Posted November 24, 2013 Share Posted November 24, 2013 There's a big fat slabbery mess that works on the checkout in my local supermarket. The only (and last) time I went to her aisle* she kept commenting on what I was buying. "hmm, that looks nice". Put me right off. *No it's not a euphemism 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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