capybara Posted November 10, 2013 Share Posted November 10, 2013 On the plus side, when the sun comes out you'll have lovely crackling. I was a chef for years, and im no very good at crackling . Love salt mind you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted November 10, 2013 Share Posted November 10, 2013 Just spent eleven quid and waited fifteen minutes on a big pizza. Walking out of Dominos some guy sprinting for the busclatters into me, pizza goes flying and he cracks his head off the pavement. All my toppings and his blood on the pavement. Refuses my offer to phone him an ambulance. So now back in Dominos having to pay and wait for another fecking pizza. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted November 10, 2013 Share Posted November 10, 2013 I saw this earlier and am still wondering - why did you take (and then keep for months) a photo of them? To take the piss out of them at a later date in revenge for them regaling me with atrocious chat. The blonde was sitting on my knee at one point. Bleugh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted November 10, 2013 Share Posted November 10, 2013 Just spent eleven quid and waited fifteen minutes on a big pizza. Walking out of Dominos some guy sprinting for the busclatters into me, pizza goes flying and he cracks his head off the pavement. All my toppings and his blood on the pavement. Refuses my offer to phone him an ambulance. So now back in Dominos having to pay and wait for another fecking pizza. Didn't he offer to pay for another Pizza? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted November 10, 2013 Share Posted November 10, 2013 Didn't he offer to pay for another Pizza? Nah. He was only a teenager and the fact he was getting the bus probably meant he hadn't a ton of money. He did apologise at least, despite his probably concussed state. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted November 10, 2013 Share Posted November 10, 2013 ^^^ Did IMO Sorry - was on my phone so couldn't use these emoticons Although, unbelievably, she was the looker of the three of them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted November 10, 2013 Share Posted November 10, 2013 I had the misfortune to be inveigled into talking to these three G+T honeys on a train from the Shire to Glasgow some months ago. I honestly thought the one on the left was a guy in drag (even her voice was deeper than mine). how come trains west of stirling are kitted out like berry buses? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted November 10, 2013 Share Posted November 10, 2013 Spending a good half hour giving the bathroom a thorough cleaning only to need a big skittery jobby within minutes of finishing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted November 10, 2013 Share Posted November 10, 2013 Couldn't you go visit someone first, or was it that urgent? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted November 10, 2013 Share Posted November 10, 2013 Spending a good half hour giving the bathroom a thorough cleaning only to need a big skittery jobby within minutes of finishing. Did you deliver a chippy to a woman on mumsnet? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted November 10, 2013 Share Posted November 10, 2013 w**k bank? Surely having the actual photograph takes away the need for the w**k bank? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted November 10, 2013 Share Posted November 10, 2013 Couldn't you go visit someone first, or was it that urgent? It was very urgent. Did you deliver a chippy to a woman on mumsnet?Was that a real thread or started by a P & B infiltrator © Big Gusset 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted November 10, 2013 Share Posted November 10, 2013 It was very urgent. Was that a real thread or started by a P & B infiltrator © Big Gusset f**k knows, but she was shitting herself more than he was. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Rational Posted November 11, 2013 Share Posted November 11, 2013 Jet lag. Took some diazepam and went to bed at 8, woke up a wee bit ago groggy as hell and wondering what to do. Can't go back to sleep.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehoss Posted November 11, 2013 Share Posted November 11, 2013 Sorry - was on my phone so couldn't use these emoticons Although, unbelievably, she was the looker of the three of them. No she wasn't. There were no lookers in that pic : ) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 11, 2013 Share Posted November 11, 2013 Just spent eleven quid and waited fifteen minutes on a big pizza. Walking out of Dominos some guy sprinting for the busclatters into me, pizza goes flying and he cracks his head off the pavement. All my toppings and his blood on the pavement. Refuses my offer to phone him an ambulance. So now back in Dominos having to pay and wait for another fecking pizza. Pizza is best avoided. No good can come of it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted November 11, 2013 Share Posted November 11, 2013 Pizza is best avoided. No good can come of it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lambie's Pigeon Feed Posted November 11, 2013 Share Posted November 11, 2013 A colleague of mine who does nothing but talk about her young children's banal activities in excruciating detail has relocated opposite me after a long time outwith earshot. It knows many of the words to a Queen song, it took a full 5 minutes to tell this fascinating tale. This is my future. And I swear to God she has now started talking about it again as I sit on my phone typing this. Something about pyjamas. I'm not an entirely miserable b*****d, a funny anecdote about a child can be amusing from time to time, I do have some interest in close mates' kids (not many have them) when they are at interesting stages in their development. But this is going to do my fucking nut in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted November 11, 2013 Share Posted November 11, 2013 I know how you feel, I used to work with a women who would be exactly the same, every conversation involved her child. It got to the point I stopped asking little things like how was her weekend etc... Since I could pretty much guess what the answer was going to be 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted November 11, 2013 Share Posted November 11, 2013 ^^^^^ this is my work life ^^^^^^^^ As well as kids one of the daft bints cornered me alone in office at 630pm last week(If I'm in that late there is obviously a fucking reason and I'm probably busy) and talked to me for 40 minutes about all the haircuts she has had. This is despite the fact that I made no eye contact with her and continued to work on pc throughout the duration of this "conversation". Another one was acting like some.sort of domestic.goddess because she made some soup at the weekend and I'm the dick for pointing out making soup is about as hard as making a cup of tea but substitute leeks and tatties for a teabag. That and they keep changing the radio to Tay fm. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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