Bowie_1888 Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 I'd rather look on it as "banked" for someone who appreciates a compliment. Blonde Pigeons 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 I have a load of petty nags, all relating to last night. His jokes were racist and rubbish, he's too young (25), he's too short (5ft 5in he says, but he's the same height as me, and I'm not 5ft 5in), he's not my type at all, he asked if I'd brought my kids up to be Aberdeen fans, he wanted us to go on holiday together (I've known him a week!), and yet, somehow, I still can't say 'Look, I'm really not interested'. Why??Grrr. When I finished with a girl I'd been with for 7 years I met this woman 10 years older than me. I stayed over at her house after a few drunken nights out and it was enjoyable, you know, but after a week and a half she had bought me toiletries for "When you stay here." Scared the shit out of me, didnt stop me calling her at half 2 when the nightclubs had came out though to see if she was doing anything. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 Somehow, I still can't say 'Look, I'm really not interested'. Why?? The only other offer on the table right now is from a Kilted Lunatic? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bowie_1888 Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 (edited) When I finished with a girl I'd been with for 7 years I met this woman 10 years older than me.I stayed over at her house after a few drunken nights out and it was enjoyable, you know, but after a week and a half she had bought me toiletries for 1. "When you stay here." Scared the shit out of me, 2. didnt stop me calling her at half 2 when the nightclubs had came out though to see if she was doing anything. 1. 2. Whats the colloquial(SP?) term for Booty call in fife?? Edited July 6, 2007 by Bowie_1888 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mon the Rovers Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 (edited) 2. Whats the colloquial(SP?) term for Booty call in fife?? "Go roond fur a right gid pumpin" Edited July 6, 2007 by Mon the Rovers 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 Whats the colloquial(SP?) term for Booty call in fife?? My Saturdays back then consisted of:- Wake up Shower Go to pub Go to football Go back to pub then on to nightclub Meet up with or call said girl woman to see if she wanted me to stay. Hubba Hubba, who's yer Daddy. Life is much more fulfilling now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 Hubba Hubba, who's yer Daddy. Can't think why you didn't pull in the nightclub........ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 Yeah, someone taller than the height of shite and younger than bus pass age That's a tad harsh! Just 'coz I turned down your hug! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bowie_1888 Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 Life is much more fulfilling now. Aye right "Go roond fur a right gid pumpin" Cheers 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 Can't think why you didn't pull in the nightclub........ Probably, in those days, being awake would have helped. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bowie_1888 Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 That's a tad harsh! Just 'coz I turned down your hug! Never look a gift horse in the mouth Kilt Probably, in those days, being awake would have helped I have been there 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 Because you feel as if it can go somewhere?Either that or you feel he'd be dynamite in bed No, and no. You're in denial. You know who it is you really want, don't you.....?! Aye, I do. But I wouldn't go getting your hopes up. Yeah, someone taller than the height of shite and younger than bus pass age Ah, what we all want in life! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 No, and no.Aye, I do. But I wouldn't go getting your hopes up. Ah, what we all want in life! Have you not tried on the suspected homo at your work yet Lyn-Marie? Yoohoo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 Have you not tried on the suspected homo at your work yet Lyn-Marie?Yoohoo. No, I haven't and no, I won't! I can't take rejection, so I'd sooner not even attempt it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flogelsleftpeg Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 No, I haven't and no, I won't!I can't take rejection, so I'd sooner not even attempt it. At least if your knocked back by a gay your being knocked back for not having a cock, something that you cant do anything about. An easier type of rejection to take. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 At least if your knocked back by a gay your being knocked back for not having a cock, something that you cant do anything about. An easier type of rejection to take. But what if he's NOT gay? I have no idea if he is or isn't, and I'm not going to ask! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 No, I haven't and no, I won't!I can't take rejection, so I'd sooner not even attempt it. Why cant you take the chance if you like him? If he turns you down, so f**k, his loss. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 I don't ask guys out. Ever! I just can't. I'm too scared. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flogelsleftpeg Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 I don't ask guys out. Ever! I just can't. I'm too scared. If he turns you down just spread it around that hes gay, he will fight to defend his heterosexuality but the cutting jibes from fellow colleagues about his love of uphill gardening and the pink cigar will, after a few months, see him leave the place of work and thus leave your rep in tact after been turned down by a non gay. Easy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
North Stand Bairn Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 I'm trying to complete an application form but can't due to being covered in feckin midge bites. I look like I've got chickenpox. I'm starting to think of the Friends episode where Phoebe and her sailor boyfriend both can't stop scratching and in a bid to get them to stop, the others tape scratch mitts or something like that to their hands 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.