Hedgecutter Posted March 4, 2017 Share Posted March 4, 2017 Being reduced to the lowest tier of society by waiting outside of a pub for it to open. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted March 4, 2017 Share Posted March 4, 2017 Got this utterly shite song stuck in my head and it won't go away. Never qualifying for anything is fair retribution for inflicting pish like this on the world.. Just let it sink in that del amtri got the last scottish world cup song.. and we still ignored what they said 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest Saints Fan Posted March 4, 2017 Share Posted March 4, 2017 16 hours ago, Bobby Skidmarks said: It doesn't bother me as I remind myself that they'll be dead soon and it cheers me up. That's how I feel about those attending the Tory conference this weekend. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted March 4, 2017 Share Posted March 4, 2017 15 hours ago, Zen Archer said: Meet The Fokers came out in 2004, despite Maddie McCann disappearing the year before, Little Jack is grossly ignored throughout the movie. Robert De Niro and Blythe Danner are OFTW IMO. Maddie went missing in 2007. Stop trying to throw people off your scent. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milton75 Posted March 4, 2017 Share Posted March 4, 2017 Gretchen. Even in Germany, who gives their daughter a name like that?! Sounds like the ugly cousin of one of the ugly step-sisters. When I was a student, this guy we knew started some weird pen-pal relationship with a girl called Gretchen. She was borderline. She came to work in Scotland, and he was super excited, as he was a bit odd and consequently had never managed to have his way with a lady. We all went our to a club and drew lots. A guy from Newcastle pumped her. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted March 4, 2017 Share Posted March 4, 2017 In the last couple of days I've seen a newish BMW being driven by a guy in his 30's with his hood up and a newish jeep type car being driven by an old guy wearing a baseball cap. Why the f**k do you need to wear something on your head if you're inside a car? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmothecat Posted March 4, 2017 Share Posted March 4, 2017 At the end of my holiday so doing my usual pre-going back to work musings of changing career and finding a job in something different, but even when I look up 'entry level job' they all seem to require experience. How are folk supposed to get experience of even on the lowest rung of that job you already need to have experience? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 4, 2017 Share Posted March 4, 2017 3 hours ago, Bobby Skidmarks said: Maddie went missing in 2007. Stop trying to throw people off your scent. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted March 4, 2017 Share Posted March 4, 2017 Stephen Mulhearne 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsimButtHitsASix Posted March 5, 2017 Share Posted March 5, 2017 I can just about understand folk that come into the hospital where I work looking for accident and emergency. I mean if ye ignore the sign at the front that says there is no accident and emergency in the hospital and, after walking around the grounds for half an hour, you see no accident and emergency department or even a sign for accident and emergency... I can still understand folk just presuming every hospital has an accident and emergency department. But the ones who ask me where the A&E department is and I explain we don't have one who get annoyed at ME! As tho' it's my fault none of the psychologists in the eating disorder clinic or the speech and language therapists dealing with the autistic kids can't suddenly diagnose ye and perform emergency surgery. You're the fucking melter who's turned up at a mental health hospital looking for an A&E. Hope ye die. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted March 5, 2017 Share Posted March 5, 2017 (edited) Trying to drive round Falkirk at weekends. You get stuck behind some fanny who drives like they have never driven before, who eventually turns off to a different route than you're going, and you think "thank f**k". 10 seconds later you get stuck behind another fanny driving exactly the same way. Rinse and repeat. Edited March 5, 2017 by Boghead ranter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 5, 2017 Share Posted March 5, 2017 53 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Reported for Hippocratic oathbreaking I don't think the janitor takes that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsimButtHitsASix Posted March 5, 2017 Share Posted March 5, 2017 20 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: I don't think the janitor takes that. I wish I was on the wage the janitor was 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted March 5, 2017 Share Posted March 5, 2017 1 hour ago, AsimButtHitsASix said: I can just about understand folk that come into the hospital where I work looking for accident and emergency. I mean if ye ignore the sign at the front that says there is no accident and emergency in the hospital and, after walking around the grounds for half an hour, you see no accident and emergency department or even a sign for accident and emergency... I can still understand folk just presuming every hospital has an accident and emergency department. But the ones who ask me where the A&E department is and I explain we don't have one who get annoyed at ME! As tho' it's my fault none of the psychologists in the eating disorder clinic or the speech and language therapists dealing with the autistic kids can't suddenly diagnose ye and perform emergency surgery. You're the fucking melter who's turned up at a mental health hospital looking for an A&E. Hope ye die. It's this sort of compassionate attitude that makes the NHS worth fighting for. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjw Posted March 5, 2017 Share Posted March 5, 2017 It's this sort of compassionate attitude that makes the NHS worth fighting for. I don't think he meant you.Did he? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsimButtHitsASix Posted March 5, 2017 Share Posted March 5, 2017 1 hour ago, Granny Danger said: It's this sort of compassionate attitude that makes the NHS worth fighting for. Nah. It's these sort of absolute imbeciles that cause waiting lists. Half of them are looking to go to the A&E because they have a sore stomach or some other shite. Whenever I recommend they stop being a dick and call NHSDirect to see if there's a primary care centre that can see them instead they don't bother their arse. Seriously. Hope they die. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tree house tam Posted March 5, 2017 Share Posted March 5, 2017 2 minutes ago, AsimButtHitsASix said: Nah. It's these sort of absolute imbeciles that cause waiting lists. Half of them are looking to go to the A&E because they have a sore stomach or some other shite. Whenever I recommend they stop being a dick and call NHSDirect to see if there's a primary care centre that can see them instead they don't bother their arse. Seriously. Hope they die. Maybe they need the mental health hospital after all then. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsimButtHitsASix Posted March 5, 2017 Share Posted March 5, 2017 29 minutes ago, tree house tam said: Maybe they need the mental health hospital after all then. Another thing that DOES get on my nerves is, due to cuts, folk who turns up here suicidal or in a psychotic or dangerous state and need urgent psychiatric help aren't allowed to be seen here without going to A&E first. I need to sit them down, explain this to them, phone them an ambulance to take them to a different hospital so the A&E staff can say "yeah.. they're probably mental" and then they can be sent back here where the doctor, who was sitting doing nothing when the patient first arrived anyway, can treat them. There's an ambulance depot RIGHT next door but, usually, it takes about three hours for the ambulance to get here. Then they have a coupla hour wait in A&E. Yer, generally, talking six hours from them coming in asking for help before they get taken back here to get it. Ye ever had to sit a suicidal person down and tell them that they've came to the only hospital for miles that has the doctors that can help them and tell them to f**k off to a different hospital? If I could would advise them to let me phone to cops on them. They police will arrive in 10 minutes, maximum, arrest them and deliver them to the 136 suite at a mental health unit within half an hour with no criminal record. But if I advise them to do this and it gets out that it was my idea I would get the bag. And I, generally, don't trust psychotic people not to blab on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 5, 2017 Share Posted March 5, 2017 49 minutes ago, AsimButtHitsASix said: Nah. It's these sort of absolute imbeciles that cause waiting lists. Half of them are looking to go to the A&E because they have a sore stomach or some other shite. Whenever I recommend they stop being a dick and call NHSDirect to see if there's a primary care centre that can see them instead they don't bother their arse. Seriously. Hope they die. Are you just a patient who gets to help the janitor? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsimButtHitsASix Posted March 5, 2017 Share Posted March 5, 2017 1 minute ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Are you just a patient who gets to help the janitor? Even they get a better wage than me 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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