Lisa Cuddy Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 That is so insensitive...Edit: Kilt stop editing your posts! Piss off 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 That is so insensitive...Edit: Kilt stop editing your posts! Other posters trying to get me into trouble! Ya bas! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnstoun Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 (edited) Other posters trying to get me into trouble! Ya bas! Past posting records would indicate that you are infinitely more likely to be the cause of the bother. I don't know how you did it but I am impressed. Edited June 26, 2008 by Johnstoun 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboshandy Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 Waiting in all day for a parcel that is supposed to come today but still hasn't fucking arrived. Not impressed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave258 Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 One of my little personal rules is: 'never take medicine that sounds like a vaginal infection'. I think I'll adopt that rule too. Normally I don't get bad colds or whatever, so the likes of Ecchinacea wouldn't be much use for me, but toay I'm streaming from my eyes and nose and coughing like a wounded elk. I look and sound horrendous. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave258 Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 (edited) The missus moved in with me a few days ago Cons: Less sleep/sharing of duvet. She's moved all my stuff and now I can't find most of it. She's making me eat more healthily. Fucking rabbit food, I want a takeaway. She wont let me go to the pub after work, I have to come home instead. Edited June 26, 2008 by dave258 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 I think I'll adopt that rule too. Normally I don't get bad colds or whatever, so the likes of Ecchinacea wouldn't be much use for me, but toay I'm streaming from my eyes and nose and coughing like a wounded elk. I look and sound horrendous. Doctor Monster prescribes: More beer. The missus moved in with me a few days ago Cons: Less sleep/sharing of duvet. She's moved all my stuff and now I can't find most of it. She's making me eat more healthily. Fucking rabbit food, I want a takeaway. She wont let me go to the pub after work, I have to come home instead. Doctor Monster prescribes: A quick 'f**k-off bint' via text, then more beer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 Doctor Monster prescribes: A quick 'f**k-off bint' via text, then more beer. Monster doesn't have big enough balls to do that to Monster's Bitch 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave258 Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 Doctor Monster prescribes: More beer.Doctor Monster prescribes: A quick 'f**k-off bint' via text, then more beer. Aye, but if I ignore option 4 of the cons, option 1 of the pros will be revoked. f**k it, less time in the pub = more cash for T in the Park in a few weeks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 Monster doesn't have big enough balls to do that to Monster's Bitch Don't you believe it. Aye, but if I ignore option 4 of the cons, option 1 of the pros will be revoked. f**k it, less time in the pub = more cash for T in the Park in a few weeks. You've been living with her for what...a week? and you've got your pinny on already. Whorra pooove. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 (edited) Don't you believe it. She's asleep right now and this will be deleted before she wakes up. Edit to add: Oh shit......... too late, she's here already Edited June 26, 2008 by The Phoenix 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayrgirl Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 Don't you believe it.You've been living with her for what...a week? and you've got your pinny on already. Whorra pooove. You cut the grass yet? She's asleep right now and this will be deleted before she wakes up. Nope, I'm awake 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 Nope, I'm awake See edit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave258 Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 Don't you believe it.You've been living with her for what...a week? and you've got your pinny on already. Whorra pooove. Whilst I may not be spending as much time in my local licensed establishment as I would like Monster old chap, the entire flat has been cleaned from top to bottom by the good lady and I never lifted a finger. Pros and cons mate 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 A botched attempt to trim my hair PS - Don't be a poof Dave, boot her in the fanny and let her know who's boss. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 Nothing establishes dominance like a kick in the pie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 Ach, you're all wankers anyway and women would be better off without you. So there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayrgirl Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 Ach, you're all wankers anyway and women would be better off without you. So there. Seconded. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 Seconded. The P&B women fight back. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 The P&B women fight back. All two of you. Us men will start worrying if Helen and Debbie join ranks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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