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The England cricket team were sort of likeable plucky hopeless losers when I started watching in the 90s so it was quite easy to take to them.

I can take or leave them now, wanted the kiwis to win when they were playing England earlier in the year but the Australian cricket team are invariably a dislikable bunch.

I think this is a pretty likeable team. Only really Stuart Broad that seems to be a dick.

The Aussies are c***s to a man though. Normally racist c***s at that.

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I think this is a pretty likeable team. Only really Stuart Broad that seems to be a dick.

The Aussies are c***s to a man though. Normally racist c***s at that.

Other than actual Australia fans I doubt many will want Australia to win this series.

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Lowest totals defended test matches

85 by Australia = England 77 allout, The Oval, August 1882.

99 by West Indies = Zimbabwe 63 allout, Trinidad, March 2000.

107 by India = Australia 93 allout, Mumbai, 3 November 2004.

111 by England = Australia 44 allout, The Oval, August 1896.

111 by England = Australia 07 allout, Sydney, January 1887.

117 by South Africa = Australia 111 allout, Sydney, Jan 1994.

120 by West Indies = India 81 allout, Bridgetown, March 1997.

124 by England = Australia 104 allout, The Oval, August 1997.

124 by Australia = England 120 allout, Manchester, July 1902.

124 by Australia = England 62 allout, Lord's, July 1888.

127 by Pakistan = New Zealand 93 allout, Hamilton, January 1993.

129 by England = South Africa 75 allout, Leeds, July 1907.

130 by England = Australia 111 allout, Leeds, July 1921.

132 by England = South Africa 99 allout, Jo'burg, Feb 1899.

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I think this is a pretty likeable team. Only really Stuart Broad that seems to be a dick.

The Aussies are c***s to a man though. Normally racist c***s at that.

That's a bit racist and wrong. It's well known that it's better being an Aussie c**t than a fucking whingeing pommy c**t.
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I'd be surprised if it wasn't. I'd also put money on him hitting a 100 before the series is done though.

Wouldn't argue with that and probably at The Oval to help clinch the series.
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