CK Posted July 26, 2004 Share Posted July 26, 2004 5. im allergic to it 4. You said it was due tomorrow, but right now, it's today 3. My best friend was absent 2. There was a hot eastern european chick in my house last night and she stuffed it up her pussy 1. I ate it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BCityfan Posted July 26, 2004 Share Posted July 26, 2004 The best one had to be "I thought it was meant to be handed in tomorrow? " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David W Posted July 26, 2004 Share Posted July 26, 2004 I would never use anything so rubbish Though once I said I hadn't locked my door, so I could go home and find/do my homework in time for my class with a particularly nasty teacher I've had several other classics. Like I once told the teacher that my brother was in hospital, and they wouldn't allow my calculator into the ward Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest xbasslichtie Posted July 26, 2004 Share Posted July 26, 2004 My best ones are the totally honest ones.. Ive used "My heart just wasnt in it, sorry" once or twice but my favourite one was "I had writers block!". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deco Posted July 26, 2004 Share Posted July 26, 2004 The dug ate it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest xbasslichtie Posted July 26, 2004 Share Posted July 26, 2004 Using the above excuse in combination with a torn, chewed and stained homework book works a treat as well! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu Posted July 26, 2004 Share Posted July 26, 2004 One of my mates at school said that their teacher (it was a subject I wisely chose not to do) told them a story of a boy who claimed he'd done his homework and forgot to bring it in. The teacher then got his car keys out, marched the boy to his car and proceeded to drive him home to get his homework. They were half way there before the boy burst into tears and admitted he hadn't done it Sadly the teacher died a year or so ago, as he was a decent guy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loki Posted July 26, 2004 Share Posted July 26, 2004 I have personally heard all these excuses before, but instead of getting annoyed about it I just dont give a monkeys. Make up any excuse you want, make it amusing or just say you cant be arsed, I treat it in both the same way! If people ask for extensions for work I have set, I tell them no, Im a cold hearted b*****d like that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mythicalcreature Posted July 26, 2004 Share Posted July 26, 2004 One of my mates at school said that their teacher (it was a subject I wisely chose not to do) told them a story of a boy who claimed he'd done his homework and forgot to bring it in. The teacher then got his car keys out, marched the boy to his car and proceeded to drive him home to get his homework. They were half way there before the boy burst into tears and admitted he hadn't done it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mythicalcreature Posted July 26, 2004 Share Posted July 26, 2004 Being a saddo I always done my homework however, if I didn't do it I would have started my 'I am deeply distressed at Clyde(bank) going out of business. If I had £1 for everyone who consoled me in school for that I would be a billionaire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaintSam Posted July 26, 2004 Share Posted July 26, 2004 I just say I couldn't do it, make up a bit I didn't understand and tell them it'll be on their desk first thing the next morning. Works every time. Most of the time I can't be arsed with the hassle NOT doing it causes so just do it. Unless of course I actually can't do it in which case I go in and say I couldn't do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu Posted July 26, 2004 Share Posted July 26, 2004 I just say I couldn't do it, make up a bit I didn't understand and tell them it'll be on their desk first thing the next morning. Works every time. My mate used a similar method in Advanced Higher Maths. Sod all folk could be arsed doing the homework as it didn't really matter for most of us, and every time the teacher came round to check our homework, my mate just said "Oh, I had a bit of trouble with such and such a question, can you help me please". Worked every time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted July 26, 2004 Share Posted July 26, 2004 I left my book at home/on the bus/on the moon! I've lost my book I've forgotten my book "We had homework!?!" I had to go to a funeral/my dog died best of all, copy a smart persons! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest James the bairn Posted July 26, 2004 Share Posted July 26, 2004 A gid yin i use sometimes is I put it on yer desk then fakely search around his/her ddesk acting as if i put it there! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
k38jfb Posted July 26, 2004 Share Posted July 26, 2004 5. What homework? 4. I thought it was to be handed in tomorrow! 3. My printer doesn't have any ink in it 2. I left my textbook in class 1. I left the sheet in my trouser pocket and my mum put the trousers in for washing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lesley Posted July 26, 2004 Share Posted July 26, 2004 ofcourse i always do my homework (or depending on teh subject get laura or david to do it) but the best excuse i've heard is from a random wannabe ned. He was unable to do his homework because the night before he had been chased-all night- by the 'crooky fleeto' or some other mental outfit because they were "pyoor impressed" with his Burberry cap and wanted to steal it from him. He then actually did a solo talk on it. It was all, ofcourse, a load of tripe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest babydoll69 Posted July 27, 2004 Share Posted July 27, 2004 there was once i can remeber not handing homework in, and that was cos i forgot to pick it up. the homework was done, and was sitting on my desk at home. the teach was a prat thou, but he let me of with the punny ecy! 1st offence and all! times where i have had homework i didn't understand, i went to obtain help before it was due. what can i say, its tragic! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaintSam Posted July 27, 2004 Share Posted July 27, 2004 That's a good point... Although the "I didn't understand" bit always works for me, it can backfire in that some teachers will ask why you didn't come to them before that day to ask for help. In this instance, I'd reply "I've had so much homework from other classes that I left this to last night, not knowing I wouldn't understand" That goes down such a treat Ps - it only works if the teacher likes you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loki Posted July 28, 2004 Share Posted July 28, 2004 That's a good point...Although the "I didn't understand" bit always works for me, it can backfire in that some teachers will ask why you didn't come to them before that day to ask for help. In this instance, I'd reply "I've had so much homework from other classes that I left this to last night, not knowing I wouldn't understand" That goes down such a treat Ps - it only works if the teacher likes you I get that used all the time on me, I still tell them tough shit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted July 28, 2004 Share Posted July 28, 2004 If your parents are divorced/separated, you can say you left it at your mum's/dad's house. Also, I was away at the toilet when you handed the homework out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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