Bibby Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 Or maybe last night you sounded like Kermit the Frog doing a shite and that's why the room was rocking in awe. I mean, I'd find someone trying to do an impression of Michael McIntyre and sounding like Kermit the Frog doing a shite absolutely hilarious. Psychologically, you have just fucked with me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ad Lib Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 My phone died last night. I better get a funeral invite 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cynical Saintee Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 I better get a funeral invite I'm having a cremation, so there's not going to be a ceremony per se. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ad Lib Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 I'm having a cremation, so there's not going to be a ceremony per se. At least let me come to the fireworks ceremony. There's got to be enough magnesium in the phone to create a couple of lights. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaintSam Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 Psychologically, you have just fucked with me. I'd go as far as to say it's actually more likely that you sounded like Kermit the Frog doing a shite. And it's making me lol. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 It's shit being poor. I want to buy a car, and a pair of boots, and I'd quite like to get a proper haircut, instead of doing it myself in front of the mirror with a set of clippers. Mostly the car and boots though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 It's shit being poor. I want to buy a car, and a pair of boots, and I'd quite like to get a proper haircut, instead of doing it myself in front of the mirror with a set of clippers. Mostly the car and boots though. Work your way up. Invest in the haircut - the boots and car will follow. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 My room looks sad with no posters too. Just how many P&B members did you have in there? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShakehandsTom - DFC Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 Just how many P&B members did you have in there? Did you hear the story about the three dears? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 Did you hear the story about the three dears? Dear God Dear Stalker Dear E Me 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShakehandsTom - DFC Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 Dear God Dear Stalker Dear E Me 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 If I'm supposed to be the male skater, I'd suggest I'm heading in exactly the right direction. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 If I'm supposed to be the male skater, I'd suggest I'm heading in exactly the right direction. You've lost your touch. I remember when you were funny (and, anticipating your response, not predictable). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 You've lost your touch. I remember when you were funny (and, anticipating your response, not predictable). You're my favourite over 50 poster. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 One of my school teachers died last week after a long battle with cancer. He was a decent guy and it's a shame. There's been a facebook group set up for him here. Now, there is one important thing to remember, and that is that he taught two subjects. One was drama. Have a read of this and guess what the other one is. The poor bloke will be spinning in his grave. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 One of my school teachers died last week after a long battle with cancer. He was a decent guy and it's a shame. There's been a facebook group set up for him here. Now, there is one important thing to remember, and that is that he taught two subjects. One was drama. Have a read of this and guess what the other one is. The poor bloke will be spinning in his grave. Remedial. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 Remedial. That might explain a thing or two, but alas, he taught GCSE and A-level English. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 You're my favourite over 50 poster. I laughed at that and I really don't know why. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 (edited) Time for Jimmy White to hang up his cue. That was pretty embarrassing tonight. Edited January 10, 2010 by The Phoenix 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bibby Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 I'd go as far as to say it's actually more likely that you sounded like Kermit the Frog doing a shite. And it's making me lol. Net et. Embarrassingly, one of the guys I was out with tonight filmed it (the impression), and I must say, I was absolutely spot-on. Krmit the Frog I aint, afrter all. Time for Jimmy White to hang up his cue. That was pretty embarrassing tonight. He's Jimmy White, he's got bouncebackability Michael Barrymore style. Maybe it's time for you to hang up your mouse. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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