Black Pennel

Are you making this up, Jim ? It does beggar belief.

Thursday already ? Another popcorn gif incoming...

Popcorn gif incoming...

FTFY.

Are we Southern softies being whooshed here ? Are you lads making this up for a laugh ? Somebody employed that thug in an influential position in a sports club ?

Both lads are correct. It isn't actually mutually exclusive and a case of picking one doomsday scenario or t'other. There has to be a middle ground between the moon-howling from the trucking Bankie, the knicker-wetting, hand-wringing, Buffties chap and....eh,....the rest of the normal people.

Must be something in the licence criteria about this scenario.... There are also so many possible jokes, I can't be bothered. Have at it, girls & boys

You keep saying it, but they aren't bears. They are badgers, Shirley ?

Whoooosh.....!

Run that past me again lads,...the something of something is equal to the blah, blah,...nope...gone again. Sorry Mr. Jackson, didn't understand it then and haven't quite grasped it sixty years later. I know you're long gone but never had the chance to thank you for trying.

I was in Hurricanes bar with a fallen Madonna with...ahem, certain attributes. Happy Days. Thankfully, she is still alive but...y'know...gravity and all that.

AYE...NOT ENUFF CAPS LOCK...FACT !!

Fae a Buffs fan ? Either very young, or has a very selective memory.

Erm,...I quite like the Baird guy. I watch the Ayrshire juniors. Wanna swap, mister ? p.s. Joking.

He's got a goatee beard, carries a three-pronged thing, and smells of sulphur.