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Tremendous. More of this sort of thing. Love the daft Death Metal logos. Hope Party Cannon enjoyed sharing a stage with...Spastic Cauldron? Wolf King and No Altars really letting the side down there; no wonder they're at the bottom of the bill.

Both Stenny and Elgin on a bizarre run of draws; neither club with anything to play for. If Clyde can play out a goalless draw, they'll likely be safe. Stranraer would need to put at least three past the champions and they've scored fewer goals than Edinburgh City. It's not looking good.

I think it comes down to, "I really, really, really wish someone would be offended by me like I read about on the internet". Probably more about attention than actual beliefs. Someone needs to come out with a straight-faced range featuring those kinds of try-hard tough guy slogans, only with the kind of art that would cause conniptions, like those Death Metal shirts with rainbows and happy bunnies. Not like being mocked would cause offence or anything.

That looks ridiculously cheap. Quite tempted. I love China's total lack of caring about piracy. I bought my mum a portable DVD player off Amazon 5-10 years ago, and noticed that it came with a dinky game controller. Turned out that it included every single NES game and an emulator on a hardwired ROM chip. Didn't even bother including it on the listing; it was just there, like "well, obviously this electronic device comes with thousands of pirated games from the Eighties, just like our new line of hairdryers".

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Abject laziness, or a complete lack of confidence in his own ability to find alternative employment? Apparently he was a gynaecologist before becoming an MP. Fill yer boots.

The general impression you get is that, while they may have been a subscriber for 50-odd years, they'd never actually read any issues until the one that caused offence.

Fucking typical that ze Germans appear to have gone from being their worst side in a literal lifetime to beating the French twice within a few months. Might have to settle for a draw from that one, lads.

Interesting that ICT might get relegated with a positive goal difference if they can beat Morton. Well, I find it interesting, at least. League Two ought to be ashamed that they've allowed Clyde to recover. I'm a bit surprised that we look like losing Stranraer, as I've always thought of them as a third tier club, but they've gradually been circling the drain for about five years now. The Lowland League's really developing a scary look for League Two clubs. Edit: just noticed that this looks like being the eighth season in a row that Stranraer have finished in a lower position than the previous one.

I think the answer's generally because they're hoping to have an argument with somebody, like most of the maskless roasters during the pandemic. The original version of that design definitely had an American fleg on it. What's up with these right-wing shirts all having a manifesto printed on? Some of them are longer than a restaurant menu but can be summarised as "VIOLENT BUT FEARTY". Things like this tragic Boomer shit. They all seem to use a load of different fonts too, and you'd think the auld c***s would want them as easy to read as possible at their age.

Cobain would've required the rest of the band to go along with it, like the Beatles, and Courtney Love is hardly a reliable accomplice. Winehouse was such an infamous mess that the press probably knew she'd died before the medics arrived. Lavigne was probably murdered because she was about to tell everyone what she knew about the Moon Landings.

Neither would've made it over the threshold, by God!

A good indicator of someone's value to independence is how many staunch Unionists proclaim "I don't agree with their politics, but I have a lot of time for <x>". It seems to be the equivalent of P&B being delighted by the idea of Liz Truss becoming Prime Minister.

Well, it's not like this is traditional media stuff anyway - it's all social media internet shite. I suppose it depends on whether 1960s Twitter would have been full of people moaning about male actors trying to sound detached and cool; I've never seen any boomers including it in their big bundle of annoyances, but maybe it's just because everything in the past was great. There are plenty of men who still do it too, but it only seems to annoy people when women do it. I've no doubt that social media from the past would've been just as horrific as now, and just as popular. My gran knew all about the supposed Hollywood goings-on of Clara Bow and Fatty Arbuckle from her crofter's house in Perthshire, for example, and she wasn't even a gossipy woman.