Derry Alli

Angelus foam. Toothbrush. Finish the knap in one direction. Outside to air dry.

I thought you were early 30's. WTF.

Do they still fit?

I'm siding with the drivers in front due to your incessant use of 'asshole', tbh.

No chance. He'll be off the English championship next season at least.

Samsung's are shite. Avoid.

Used to love being a wee laddie going to the snooker on a Friday night and sharking the old boys out of cash games and getting the late night bus home with a kebab. Always got a laugh with the pished folk wanting a bit.

Used to do that when I was at school, only the ones I respected right enough. Was playing in the school cup and the jani was one of the coaches. Praised me and I said "cheers, sir". Poor cúnt nearly started crying saying nobody had ever called him sir.

Paul McGowan walking hand in hand with his care in the community Dundee United fan

Which as also funny. As Celtic fans and water don't meet ever.

They put your food in a mirror and you're not allowed to eat it.

Danny Deid.

Should have got the Crossland X.

It's the price we pay for having big swingin' dicks, unfortunately.