Michael W

Oh dear...

He's 0-2 down in the 4th set.

Water

Rangers

Andy Townsend

Sombrero

Sellick

Old

I used to do a fair bit of cycling. Not for any particular purpose, it killed time and kept me fit at the same time. I lost interest when I turned 17 though, as I could drive instead.

Eddie Halliwell is leaving Radio 1. Late night listening will never be the same

P'heid for £43.

Not sure where he did his training last year, but I'm sure that he was at a tennis academy in Barcelona before making his break onto the tour. Am I also correct in saying Nadal was at the same academy as Murray?

Too many to mention today

N-trance at Kittys on the 22nd of this month. Not quite on par with the last one at Kittys (Scott Brown & Lisa Lashes) though.

Indeed, how shocking! It certainly seems to have cottoned on well though. I'll sleep on it

I can normally tell who has posted by simply galncing at their avatar. You guys have now caused me to up my efforts to tell posters apart. Damn each and every single one of you

It's becoming damned hard to tell everyone apart though! Edit: Mo Wonderboy hasn't quite got the hang of it has he? dipstick.

I'm getting rather annoyed by the sudden Del boy avatar craze

That explains the high unemployment in Kirkcaldy then.

I'm looking for some work for the next 2 months, and the job centre website must be the most useless site I've came across. I enter in my postcode, select to search jobs within a 10 mile radius, yet jobs in Surrey come up in the results. Since when was Surrey within 10 miles of Kirkcaldy? Seems a shame I've never been to a place 10 miles from where i stay, perhaps i should visit sometime. The hours/shift option doesn't return any more accurate searches either What a piece of crap. How they expect people to find jobs using a search engine as accurate as Chris Silvestro's shooting is beyond me. *deep breaths* Rant over.

Damn you! I was considering a name change to "Watson" Welcome to the forum any how!

Shamen - Ebeneezer Goode

Nah, he's just a tit. He was forever banging on about his dream of an independent socialist republic of Scotland on his old account, so that's my guess as to why he created a new one.

Pendulum - Propane Nightmares

I hate having a very much photographic imagination.