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Just about to get the plane over for this. Buzzing for it even though I have a genetic skin problem that makes every step I take a burning hell. Hopefully be at that counting house first thing for breakfast and pints.

Stuff of nightmares. https://www.rte.ie/news/munster/2023/0426/1379249-limerick-inquest/

Sellotape rice krispies to your car tyres to get that expensive driveway sound.

I remember my report cards were always full of the word competent. I thought that meant really good instead of just the bare minimum.

I thought it was common knowledge he was Australian.

My old neighbour has 3 cats and the next house has 2 and there is another 3 or 4 that f**k around from somewhere else. They spray stuff on everything in my garden and shit anytime I plant something new. They stalk the wee birds and do that horrible yowling outside my door at night. I hate them all with a passion. I would never poison them but if my neighbour died I would catch them in a cage and drive them miles away.

Can you say more about these steps please? There must have already been steps there so did he do a @philpy?

No matter how steamy things get I always find time to put my clothes in a tidy wee pile with socks and pants on top.

Patrick Hutch was cleared of the murder a couple of years ago despite being pictured dressed as a woman running from the scene with Kevin "flatcap" Murray. Murray is the one the right wearing the flatcap.

Rocking the Mel Gibson look. Don't think he will be convicted as they only have the word of Jonathan Dowdall himself a convicted criminal as evidence.

It won't be long before they won't need to inflate those plastic trousers. Them look massive and growing. Maybe they are getting two dinners.

Card won't work. Says CV2 DECLINED. maybe something to do with the verification. Emailed Laura now.

I rang about a dozen times to get a ticket for the Dunfermline game and no answer. (Website wouldn't take my card) I had a flight booked from Ireland and I ended up not bothering my arse coming over. Now I have rang about a dozen times for semi final tickets and same no answer. Does anyone here know who I could contact? I've been using my work mobile phone to ring and because the switchboard answers I'm sure im getting charged each time so cant keep ringing!

I think a lot of noodles are meant to be made as a soup hence the three different sachets. I quite like making my noodles sticky and bouncy. Putting them in a bowl with enough boiling water to make them float and no more. Then cover with a saucer for 5 minutes. Stir and then add powder and leave for another couple minutes.

I think one day I went to the Chinese wholesaler near me and bought one of each packet of noodle they stocked. I soon realised that Nissin were my favourites. Whittled it down to black garlic flavour and garlic chicken flavour. As far as spicy goes I couldn't get near these bad boys. Ended up trying to just drop them into my throat vertically.

Smuggling hotdogs

Looks like she has eaten those around her.

That Rose one is a joyless c**t

McCoy's are shite. They are a chore to eat. Quavers seem to have changed the way they are made too and are no longer light and melty but hard and crunchy.

How do you play this manager game? Needs a PC aye?

Court lets man keep leg. https://www.rte.ie/news/2023/0403/1367976-amputation-court/

Looks very well though. I watched it this morning with the sound down and she had me fooled.

Could they not just draw big jug ears on the old queen ones?

I've had a good month this time. Really watched what I ate. I've had no takeaways, no bars of chocolate. Eaten salads every day for lunch with fruit and nuts as a snack. The problem is that in February I had a couple of birthdays in the family and went away twice for weekends so I went up 7lbs when I weighed myself so I didn't even post here. Start of February 15 St 4lbs Start or March 15 st 11lbs Start of April now I am 14 st 10.5lbs Delighted. That's the first time I'm under 15st in a few years.