Cowanthebluenose

Bought myself a new car at the weekend, it will be ready today f**k you trains and buses, f**k you

They didn't, it was (hold on I'll try and use the correct P&B terminology, maybe somoeone could correct me if I'm doing it wrong?) 'whataboutery'.

more of a Lord Lounsdale man myself!

Have that saved on my phone, a great video. A great day by all accounts. The first time I'd went to the football with my old man within the past 10 years and we'd actually won, and not to sound like the manic gambler but I had 20 quid on Sone Aluko fgs at 7/1. The only day of sunshine that year, I got burnt im the Govan front. Paisley was a riot afterwards though. Headed to the craig dhu to avoid the town centre lol.

The blue sea of Ibrox doesn't get sung enough, probably my favourite song when sung by the whole crowd. When the song gots to the "it's the greatest sight that I have ever seen" part it in the last game against the baddies it was the loudest I have ever heard Ibrox in my life.

One of my suppliers has delivered 3 orders to my office instead of the site in London in the past week. He's coming in tomorrow to apologise or this. He is a petty thing and is getting on my nerves

This thread would make your eyes bleed now.

I forgot all the baddies thought they were financial experts. Even the pretend ones can't even read a simple article that says Smith isn't a business man.

Phone battery life time is pish these days no matter what phone I have it would seem.

beady eyes new album has grown on me loads. Great album

Got the all clear from my groin injury which really just humped everything from a training perspective from last year. Have almost chucked smoking, which when my return to pre-season training on Tuesday I’m guessing was the reason I felt as though I had no time off at all. I have lost weight though. Probably too much. Will need to up my game after I’ve gotten back into the swing of things.

Should I wear wellies to T??? What do you think you stupid sluts its fucking roasting.

I was playing golf in my dream, like my arms were swinigng and everything. She woke me up to tell me to stop moving about. I was quite confused as to why I wasn't at Elderslie golf course.

Well I don't see the point in his cryptic message. Either say what you're going to say (If actually anything) or shut up.

There is currently a fly in my office and seeing people spending their entire morning trying to kill it is really pissing me off.

Maybe childcare fc should start trying to sell season tickets instead of shutting sections to make the attendance look less shite

What's wrong with trying to sell season tickets? "Hahahaha, hohohoho, lol etc Rangers said something lets try and be funny".

Vending machines. When a bottle of irn bru costs £1, and it says exact change only. But it doesn’t accept my £1 coin, incase I go for a snickers at 65p.

What are people getting so pissed of about a bloody flag for?

Work has changed the plastic water cups from 25cl to 20. I now need to drink 2 extra cups to get to the 2 recommended 2 litres of water per day. This is a disgrace.

Borderline RTBC. Gamu has been deported

Well this afternoon I left my place of work and travelled along to the shops just along from love street, you know the ones next to the cosmos chip shop. I go into the shop buy my things then come back out, only to be greeted by a complete tinky looking jakeball wearing a fc porto tracksuit from years back and a big b*****d coolbag. "awrite er big chap wanty buy some bacon". I was taken completely off guard by this. Normally I just plain ignore the trampy residents of my hometown but bacon I was intrigued. "What"? I replied. Said tink smiles, or what would have been a smile if he had any fucking teeth, opens his coolbag and pulls out a packet of bacon. "It's payoor gid stuff big chap, a fed it to ma wean is mornin man!" This amazed me. Not only did the man actually have bacon in this coolbag and was trying to sell it to the general public but this jake was also a father. I don't know which worried me more. I politely declined and drove back to work. So there we have it. My PTTGOYN of the day was local entrepreneurs with poor image and sales pitch. Manky c**t.

Most Scotland fans.