Hank Scorpio

Unsure now saying a five figure sum could be £10k is being a smart arse...? Regardless, good luck to the boy, he clearly has some potential. Shout to whoever does our football manager stats as well, because he always goes to Hibs or Rangers in the first season on there too.

Vaughan, as good as he is, wouldn't get near the Hibs team just now, and he's even less chance if they go up. Hopefully he gives us another year and then he can do as he pleases tbh. After next season he won't owe us anything.

The way McKinnon spoke directly after the Falkirk game made it sound like he's sounded out the striker we need for next season already. I might just be interpreting it wrongly, but it did sound that way.

Some poor c**t in India went to the trouble of cloning my bank card and attempting to rob me, only for me to have not enough money to be robbed. Winning (sort of).

A few extra seats in the main = a player for the rest of the season. Seems fair to me.

He's an excellent prospect, would be delighted if that's true. I don't think you can underestimate the pulling power of the Michael Woods training facilities we use. It's certainly giving us the edge in the transfer market.

Uurrgghh that is shite news. However, I think it has been so long since we saw him that a lot of us have forgotten that Craig Barr is actually a good footballer, as well as being a very natural leader. Let's hope he can regain his match fitness quickly and step straight in, because we're absolutely going to need him.

I agree with you to a certain extent, but just as staying in the top league for too long causes teams to go stale, the same can be said for staying in this one too long. The likes of Kilmarnock and up until this season St Mirren are the epitome of mundane shite. Hearts, Hibs and even now Rangers are showing that healthy movement between leagues is something which can rejuvenate a club and help it grow. I imagine the same thing will happen with Dundee Utd when they come down.

So Anderson is alright if we want to finish 6th, but we should release all of our midfield except Anderson?

Cuthbert, Thomson, Callachan, Toshney, Benedictus, Anderson, Stewart, Vaughan, Matthews, Connolly, Bates, McKeown and Craigen are all keeps for me. Connolly and Vaughan are priorities, the former looked very lively yesterday and is a real threat. Anderson I'd love to keep, but his limited first team chances lead me to thinking he'll be released.

Facebook is creepy as f**k, I deleted my page because of this but my pals still use it. Me and two mates have a whatsapp group chat and we were discussing the possibility of entering into a tough mudder type event this summer. Next time one of the guys loads up his Facebook, "pages you might like" - Tough Mudder. This has happened countless other times as well when discussing people who they don't have as a friend, they appear as "people you may know". Also when chatting about events we're attending, it pulls all of the artist's recent posts on Facebook to the top of their wall whenever they load it up. Have they got some box ticked in their settings which lets this happen?

As if a home game against them could be any less enticing, they're now going to be sitting about 100 yards closer to us. Fück that and more importantly fück them.

I never watch rugby, gave this a shot. Fucking steaming pile of dung. Carry on.

What's the problem with eating potatoes with sprouts growing out of them? Just cut them off and get on with it.

I see we've set up an official link with Norwich due to Ed Balls now being the chairman of Norwich, and him working under Gogs Brown when Brown was PM.

Just a wee filling to get

You're a b*****d.

I know that afterwards it's much better, it's just the actual removal itself that gives me the complete fear.

I've got the dentist today for the first time in about three years due to having the early stages of toothache, and i'm absolutely, positively shitting myself in case they say I need to get it hauled out.

Absolutely heart wrenching to watch a man deteriorate in such a way. Lump in the throat reading that final Facebook post. Horrible.

2.1% in my reputable EH3 postcode. Edit: That Werber Park development is really nice, my brother stayed there just before he moved. It is however about 30 seconds drive from Pennywell, which is... different.

Only one I can think of is Sebastian Ferrero, but I don't know if he played in the same team as Javary. Edit: Obviously he wasn't English either, Argentinian i seem to remember.

When was the last time we had a player on loan from a club outside Scotland?

Remember when we announced things at 11pm and folk got angry because they had work the next day? Those were the days.