Hank Scorpio

Yes. That's why he essentially left before the end of the season and didn't come back.

And a wife who wanted to divorce him and steal all his money.

I'm sure there'll be hundreds of willing applicants given how many folk seem to think they know exactly how the role should be executed.

Lewis did the half time 50/50 draw on Tuesday night (or was it Saturday?) and said he was hoping to be back for March.

Surely we didn't make a mistake and go for Longridge before Sutton? I imagine we went for Sutton but, as Donny says, it didn't come to fruition because of Rangers and O'Halloran, and we then had to take Longridge instead.

So with us now unable to loan another player over the age of 21, it looks like it's going to be a youngster we get in on loan. I can only presume we went for Sutton but he was too costly, so had to settle for Longridge. Hopefully whoever it is is in in time for Saturday.

There it is folks - Shane Sutherland. What were we ever worried about?

It's obviously because it was his final game in football. I imagine it was a services to the game in general rather than from us specifically.

Hellishly harsh. Cuthbert has been as steady as the come, with the odd cracking save thrown in. Last year he had a nightmare, as he himself admitted, but has more than redeemed himself this year. Would happily rather keep him on next season than risk getting in someone far more erratic.

I'd heard a bit of patter about John Sim and a 4G pitch, but the aforementioned problems are a stumbling block.

Found this complete work of art on Twitter and thought it deserved a wider audience. No words.

John Sutton would be a quality acquisition for us.

I reckon that's verbatim. I can hear it in that Dundee accent and all.

Apparent "team news and much more" on the rovers website before 8pm.

Disappointed that this has been such a failure for all concerned. Wighton will have learnt very little, we didn't get anything from him and Dundee have a player going back with zero confidence. On to the next.

Admittedly I haven't seen him play a single second for Utd, so he could well be way out his depth.

I watched Simon Murray when he was at Tayport about 3 years ago and he was unbelievable. Not a great level but he obviously stuck out enough there to be taken on my Arbroath and then Dundee Utd. Lightning fast and great at beating his man. I'd be fairly happy if he came our way.

^^^ not a true story.

Those mates that you've got that are just fucking late regardless of the time you agree to meet. Told them to be at mine for 7pm tonight so we can have a decent swally before we get the bus to Glasgow. It gets to five past and it transpires that c**t A has just got himself in the shower at c**t B's flat, over 3 miles away. I'm a super punctual b*****d and this gets right on my tits.

O2 ABC for Colours Winter Party tonight. Seen him before but excited for Laidback Luke. Seeing DOD for the first time as well, he's an unbelievably skilled DJ so should be a cracking set. Anyone else going?

Hell of a quote bump, but aye, Nick lives in London with his bird, they've got a kid now. He still plays small venues regularly on his own as far as I know. The bird that was in St Kilda was called Toni Hamilton, year below me at school. My brother played with them regularly when they were first coming on to the scene and is still good friends with all of them. Don't think any of the other band members are seriously involved in music anymore. Strange ending for them given how huge they were around 2008/2009.

Club is paying Daly's, yes.

The main difference being that Vaughan has shown on a consistent basis that he has the ability and maturity to make a difference at Championship level. Something Wighton has failed to do thus far (but still might).

Please do. We'd need to be insane not to offer him another couple of years, and hopefully sooner rather than later. He deserves to be totally looked after.

I'd heard about him going but didn't know the result, that's cracking news. Would be tremendous to have him back before the end of the season.