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Hank Scorpio

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  1. Anyone been to the Edinburgh Winter Wonderland thus far this year? I've just been telt i'm going, whether I like it or not.
  2. Nah honestly, he was absolutely fucked. Like, couldn't speak, move, open his eyes or respond to people speaking to him and eventually when he did get up, he walked as if he his body was too heavy for him and he walked at an angle of 90 degrees, so his body made a kind of upside down L shape. He had a heroin taker look about him aswell.
  3. I swear one of the guys that was at the party last night had taken heroin. He had a jakey look about him and couldn't even open his eyes. Folk were saying that it was jusy drink, but i've never seen someone so drunk that they can't even open their eyes or move whatsoever.
  4. And to top it off, some b*****d in that hall has given me the smitt. Biiiiig jacket on to the football tomorrow.
  5. Had I not been awa to Dundee to play badminton, I doubt i'd have left at all.
  6. I've had a really rubbish night. Not left the house since i got in at 6, and it's the same tomorrow night
  7. Got beaten in the final of the east regional badminton championships today at Dundee Uni. If i'd won, i'd have been away to the Scottish. The thing that really disappointed me is that the team who beat us in the final is the team that we beat in the first group game.
  8. Really? I was at the one at the Barrowlands and it kicked ass.
  9. Same. The lassie I stayed with last night has given me a belting cough.
  10. I have a mouth ulcer that's at least 1cm in diameter right on the tip of my tongue. It's fucking agony.
  11. Nah man. I had on a black t shirt with white lines going across the chest.
  12. I'm not going alone. And mainly because i'm as hard as my first shite, but also because i was getting hauled away at the same time, and if i'd let go of her hand, i'd have lost her.
  13. Anyway, i just bought two tickets to The Enemy at the Corn Exchange for Tuesday night.
  14. I think it's about the 10th time i've ever been punched in my entire life.
  15. Arctic Monkeys was mental. Too mental.
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