Hank Scorpio

Zero time for any of our players openly celebrating Rangers winning the league tbh.

Definitely picked the right game this afternoon!

On my fire stick.

Pixellot camera is in the main stand, official website camera is on the other side. So if you can see the main stand, it’s not pixellot.

I’m watching a pixellot stream online and it’s been flawless, other than it really struggling with Johnson’s, Iain Campbell’s and the linesman’s baldy nappers all being right next to one another. 1-0 Arbroath.

Inverness manager Neil McCann, 2 hours before kick off this afternoon, on football focus talking about fucking Rangers [emoji23]

The definition of ‘close contact’ includes talking face to face within a metre, being within a metre for a minute and being within 2 metres of someone for 15 minutes, which includes an adding up of that time over the course of the day. If the Pars, of any other club, are found to have their players doing this then they’re breaking the rules I’m afraid. I’d hasten to add that I’m pretty sure almost every single club will be breaking the rules, because football players are usually idiots.

£900.

I am absolutely relieved to not have to see Keatings score anymore goals against us for a bit. Great signing. Edited: removed the link to The Sun article. f**k The Sun.

Is this based on anything? I’ve never seen anything anywhere to suggest that Iain Davidson would make, far less wish to be, a scout.

Was he not QPR? Only thing I remember about him was him being tiny and featuring on the Soccer AM skill school alongside Raheem Sterling.

McManus, Wighton and Fraser Murray all seem to have a penchant for a cracking performance against us. Ideally we’d see Davidson out and Musonda in, but I’ve no idea what go should play up front. Duku has been absent lately and got back in yesterday but didn’t do much, Ugwu was stinking alongside everyone else v Arbroath and didn’t look threatening when he came on yesterday. Abraham wasn’t in the squad yesterday, assume he has a knock, but has been poor since he joined. Would be nice to see Vaughan again at some point, he’s not even been mentioned for a few weeks now. Gullan up front? f**k knows.

You’d have been done with football circa ‘96 then, m9. There’s a hand in the back. It’s a soft foul, but a foul all the same.

Our second goal is such a foul by MacDonald, just pushes the boy in the back [emoji23]

Him at Starks’ v Bobby Linn was verging on the ridiculous. He’d have backed off away up Pratt Street given half the chance.

Oh, Zen.

That will do. Delighted with the persistence of the side in the second half. Didn’t panic (like us idiots) and kept plugging away and doing the right things.

Yeah, think it might be a foul. Delighted to see us get a bit of a break. Great finish from Hendry.

Alloa been very cynical at times. Number 6 can count himself quite lucky not to be off the park, very obvious and deliberate handball whilst already on a yellow card.

Always liked Davidson.

Duku has been poison.

Couldn’t paint a red neck on Trouten trying to claim he won the ball there. Absolutely buckled him.

That free kick where Armstrong hit the wall is the sort of position we routinely concede direct free kicks from, to the point where I anticipate and expect a goal when the other team gets one. Incredibly frustrating to watch us almost never even test the goalie from that sort of range. Armstrong’s set pieces have been deplorable of late. Halt time. We’ve been predictably shocking again. What the f**k has happened to us?

This has got “annoying, long afternoon” written all fucking over it already.