Hank Scorpio

I’m certain I sat next to the co-commentator in the Raith suite before a game a few years ago. Is he from Aberdeen? Good guy.

Pitch looks fucking shite and it’s a howling gale. Buzzing.

Really? Ugwu surely did well with his hold up play v Morton on the worst pitch we’ve likely played football on in the last decade?

Shocked to hear that.

Reghan Tumilty openly admitting that his favourite goal this season was when he hand balled the winner over the line v Hearts at Tynecastle is something that I fully endorse.

Really awful use of language.

Looking forward to when the game gets called off and someone says that our “all weather pitch” is rubbish.

I was trying to rack my brains for the last one we announced but I’m struggling.

We’ve been after Lang for a long time. Tried to get him when he signed for Dunfermline, so we’ve eventually got our man. Very good signing, I believe.

I’ve honestly no idea what you think he could’ve done for the 4th.

Remember that Davie and Niall both spend a lot of time at the club and know most of the players as friends. Sometimes difficult to separate what they know them as with what their full English surname is. Really, if that’s the only thing folk find annoying, I’m sure the guys are happy with that.

Which ones? 3/2/21 1 - McManus through one on one, slots past him. 2 - A low hard shot across him from pretty close range that goes in off the inside of the post. 3 - A free kick from 25 yards that goes in the top corner off the bar. 4 - A shot from outside the box that deflects of Davidson literally yards in front of him and goes high into the net. 5/12/20 1 - Boy cuts inside and shoots into the bottom corner. Musonda very obviously unsights him here. 2- A volley from McManus which arrows past him at a fair rate of knots. For me, he’s perhaps at fault for one - the first in the first game, but even then Musonda gets in his way and I think he probably my saves it if he doesn’t.

All started when he didn’t give a foul for a clear push on one of our players over on the main stand side, might’ve been Armstrong.

I really feel for Morton fans having to watch a game on this surface every few weeks. Literally impossible to have a good game.

Another injury. Great stuff.

That surface would get football stopped. Can’t believe Morton are training on their pitch, ultimate diddy behaviour.

This is barely football. Absolutely insipid way to spend a Saturday afternoon.

That is really, really bad news. Did his studs get caught in that awful excuse for pitch? Ban grass pitches imo.

That’s naturally him away off injured after 15 minutes. Why do have to be like this?

Surely there’s definitely only one way to say Gullan?

MacDonald hurt. Honestly, and I mean this - f**k off.

Jamie MacDonald has been out signing of the season. Mr consistency and occasional match winner. We’ve not had someone even approaching his level since McGurn.

Got the absolute fear about this today. I can just feel a total shitfest coming on. A terrible park in a howling gale and sideways rain; conditions we have struggled with this season.

Area manager keeps talking about our “glide path into P1”, and how we plan to achieve. f**k off.

That second goal, man. Like a goal you’d see at Pitreavie on a Saturday morning. Laughable.