Hank Scorpio

Does Allan Johnston have that tattoed on hair that I see advertised on the side of bus stops?

Aye, just been sent out in the Friday email. Astounding piece of business.

Rovers website says Lokotsch deal is up on January 17.

We are in real need of a wide player, so pretty certain that if we are to sign Kennedy, it’ll be an additional to the guys we have rather than it involving Ross back to Aberdeen.

It feel like every thread we’re involved in is a fucking car crash at the minute. Can we just talk about the football rather than petty, barrel-scraping, ill-thought out ‘banter’? It’s fucking depressing enough just now without having to wade through pages of drivel to find a decent post. If there are fund available to us at all in January, I’d like to see us pick up a wide player for competition to Ross and Armstrong. Both of them are up there with the best wingers in the league on their day but when it doesn’t work we have no plan B. I also wouldn’t be completely averse to another centre midfielder in more of a destroyer role, though that’s pretty unlikely to happen.

Be surprised if this even goes ahead after today’s Scottish Government announcement.

Guys pls.

Lokotsch will go back to Livingston when his deal ends on the 17th. Would like to think that will free up a wage to let us get someone else in.

Neilson is an absolute cock. Love seeing him getting aw riled up.

Always enjoy seeing clubs going out into their communities and helping those in need. Well done Dundee FC.

What? You commented on a thread of a game which was postponed 3 hours ago with how you thought it would play out.

Not sure why Rovers fans wouldn’t be quite happy to have this game off? Quite likely that we’d have to go without Jamie MacDonald in goals and start Mendy at centre half and Musonda at left back.

Fantastic to see John back on interview duty and looking well. Sounds like he’s had quite the ordeal.

Can’t help but think I’ve robbed Raith Against The Machine, but thank you all the same.

I think a lot of Rovers fans predicted literally this exact thing.

Next 5 games look pretty ominous now.

No criticism? Are you blind?

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Mendy man of the match. Categoric proof that the majority of football fans have no fucking idea what they’re watching. Seems to be some ambiguity here, I mean that he has been a fucking riot tonight and his choice of MoM is a joke.

That’s 70 minutes played with no shots at the child in goals, btw.

Confident we will get f**k all from this tonight.

Bottom tier defending. Tried to read the pull back which doesn’t happen and ends up just being in the middle of nowhere whilst Pybus lets the ball hit his head. This is the worst performance I’ve seen from us since Locke. Offered nothing whatsoever.

56 minutes played and no shots into a school age child in goals.

I generally don’t get particularly angry at our first half performances but this has been a complete embarrassment. Back line is a complete mess, midfield non existent and front 3 are no where near each other. Little room to change anything on the bench either.

Horrific patter.