Vanquinho.

Done it, it never went down as well as the World Trade Center..

Excellent work.

That was a great day, I got a handjob...

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This particular Facebook friend is a fat c*nt..

They must be getting plenty adds, I tried to add that wee 'Furnz' abortion and was immediately told to f*ck off

Excellent work

"Like my status if you're awake"

For that.. is all that matters. Says I, unto the people..

Clicky Soemtime things go a bit too far, like the abuse this young lassy has been getting for the past few hours. She said she went out with some lad who had just died and has been getting pelters. I'm pretty certain someone is going to kill her, however some of the slaggings are quite funny. For the record, the lassy is the niece of someone I know, I have no reason to have 12 year old strangers on my Facebook, thank you please.

Fucking guilty as charged, totally nothing random about it, I should kill myself. But of course tell people on Facebook that I'm going to kill myself unless I get 20 likes...

I laughed harder than was required at this..

That Weird Old Hive Man makes me fucking sick, is he just a jakeball or what?

Speaking of people posting terrible spelling errors when pished (or not pished as the case may be), another thing I hate about Facebook, is me, being on it, pished. I've been on it a few times absolutely b*****d-faced, and while having the uncanny talent of not making any spelling mistakes, I end up saying some utterly idiotic pish, normally to lassies I could get a ride off but probably shouldn't for one reason or another, and then ultimately waking up the next day with that dreaful feeling of guilt and having to talk my way out of whatever I've dragged myself into. Might just give the drink up.

As has been said already, the fucking attention-seeking pish such as "Aaaaargh" or "Maybe I'll just kill myself since I'm clearly not good enough for some people." Get to f**k and suck my balls people. One of my actual close male mates sometimes does this, and every time I look at him I feel as though he was born wrong or something..

V For vandetta. Quality.

A girl consumed by fire, we all know her desire, from the plans that she has made..

Uematsu would be the first name I would look for if a remake was announced. If he wasn't part of the team then my enthusiasm for the project would drop significantly.

I just watched Mission Impossible 2 and I thought Tom Cruise was absolutely fantastic from start to finish.

I just realised today that this really gets on my tits... People that say something along the lines of "this is my son we're talking about!" .... Aye, I know he is, but to me he's just another person so the fact that you're his dad means f*ck all to me, twat.

Screw it, 5 more. 1. I had written out a bookie slip for 2-0 Barcelona, Eto'o 1st goal, Messi last goal. I never put it on 2. I once sat on the toilet for 3 hours, reading the paper, before finally dropping one solitary meatball 3. The longest I have slept is about 18 hours. 4. I once helped a guy who was having a seizure in the middle of the street near the North Bridge in Edinburgh, while other folk done f**k all. 5. I once wrapped my penis around a black marker and tried to write my name on my comatose mate's face with it.

A well deserved bump...