Vanquinho.

Can't say I know the one you mention.

Yes, actually.

That picture seriously makes me angry, I wouldn't think twice about executing those c*nts.

Well I'm currently about to attend an access-to-uni course (because I took too long to get my life in order), so I'm actually at Stevenson next door in Sighthill. But having a wander up to the cafeteria of Napier at lunch is always a journey full of wonder and vaginal brilliance, every day, without fail

Fantastic choice of talent at Napier I must say.

"WEE STEVO MCMURRAY ON TOP RUNNIN AMOK NON FUCKIN STOP!

I fucking hate Timeline, I turned it on to see what the shit was about and found I cannae turn it off Zuckerberg will be hearing about this shite!

Not wishing this fantastic thread to go on too much of a tangent, but I noticed (after series of daily pervs to HSF and PoP's profile pages) that when HSF updated her picture she no longer looks like something that could "haul farmyard machinery" Just an observation. Carry on.

Pal: F*ck sake Me: What's up? Pal: Dad's being a lazy c*nt. Me: How? Pal: I text him and said "can you please bring me a drink of water upstairs?" he said "Aye i'll dae it when i got to bed in half an hour" Me: I put it to you, that you're the lazy one mate Pal: Aye but I just woke up (bearing in mind this was about 1pm. I decided to take the piss a bit) Me: AYE? Well that makes all the difference eh.. Pal: Ken how lazy can he be? Me: Unbelievable man, the laziness of some folk is unreal.

This can be applied to real life conversations aswell but slightly differently: I commented on a lassy pal's status, some other girl comes on spouting stuff, talking to my pal and generally giving off the impression that they had known each other inside out. Since we're quite close, I was intrigued as to why I had never before heard of this lassy in my entire life. Then the following transpired on private chat: Me: So who's that lassy that was commenting on your status? Pal: Just this lassy. THIS LASSY? Get the f*ck out my face with that answer, we're not 12 anymore.

I'm on 177, I know about 165 of them. The rest are people who added me for the sole reason that I support Hibs, which I'm happy enough about. I used to hang about with a lot of different people in my teens and if many of them weren't complete morons and could actually work the internet then I'd likely have 250+. On top of that, I've played for plenty of football teams and with that the number could be much higher, although considering the volume of fandans in there I'm glad they haven't found me yet.

My thoughts exactly. I am robbing this

People who write the following pish after someone dies: From today - "Devastating day for us all today RIP Nicole. Didn't know you but you were 1 in a million Thoughts go out your family, close friends and friends. God must have been in need for an angel, and by the way, he has definitely took one ♥" F*ck off you absolute c*nt. No disrespect to the girl who died today obviously. Ultimate and thorough disrespect to the sack who posted that shite though.

I disagree. This thread is SO Gold that it should never be sent to the Gold Forum because I reckon it will never become stale.

Would. Would.

This is a conversation I had with a girl I know quite well, edited slightly for clarity. Her - I'm getting a new tattoo, of a Guns n Roses quote Me - Awesome, saying what? Her - Welcome to Paradise City Me - Nice one... wait isn't that supposed to be 'Welcome to the Jungle' or 'Take me down to the paradise city'? Her - Naw, I made it up myself. As you do with tattoos Me - But if it's a quote then isn't it meant to be exactly what they say? Her - It's a quote I made up, by myself. Me - Ah ok No chance will I be deleting her as she is good for some stupid shite and also because I will be tapping it soon. Edited for rank spelling.

Makes sense, cheers bud

After watching plenty US cop programmes, always wondered: When a judge posts, for instance, a £10,000 bail on someone - which is then paid - is the 10 grand refunded as long as that person sticks to the conditions of their release?

Could we please leave the trolling to the other sections of the forum?

I think this is me up to about 4 '5s' in this thread. I maybe have an unhealthy obsession with it. 1. I really fancy learning a 'radge' foreign language, probably Japanese. 2. I love the idea of Cockney rhyming slang. I don't know what the vast majority of it means but if it was socially acceptable to use it in Scotland then I would figure it all out and use it constantly. 3. Sex is much lower on my priority list now. Up to the age of 23 I'd make moderate sacrifices (ie travelling time and distance) to get a ride depending on the quality of the bird in question , but a year on I truly don't give that much of a f**k about it anymore. I still have a high sex drive but if I have to make any effort (ie any more than 10 minutes of travelling) then I'd probably no even bother. This sudden apathy towards it is freaking me out a bit and is the reason I've no been on the bones since about March. 4. In total, I have broken 4 bones, my forearm and 3 fingers. 5. Being interrupted by somebody while I'm listening to my ipod annoys me immensely.

I call JohnnyDougDogg on this.

Despite being very emotionally stable, seeing videos or pictures depicting cruelty to animals makes me very, very angry. Despite hating most other people, I have a knack for making people feel very good about themselves when they really need it, just using a few words. I can listen to, and enjoy, almost every genre of music. I never applied myself in school, I was too interested in playing football and mucking about with my pals. I was more than capable of walking out of school with A's in Advanced Higher courses, but ultimately the best I got were Credit grades in Physics, Maths and Administration and a host of General grades in others. Despite being near-addicted to console gaming up until the age of 21, I have played a PS3/X360 for about a total of 10 hours in the past 3 years. I've been a PC gamer for that time and now I'm really looking forward to getting a console and getting all the games I've been missing out on for cheap as f*ck

CSKA and Inter Milan not drawing fucked me for 50 notes.

And the stupid cow decides to tell Facebook rather than take care of her bairn who was no doubt screaming while she was posting it