kiwififer

there's an affy amount of greetin' torn faced muppets tweeting bad things about us on here tonight.

where's my invite then ya wee scamp?

No tears from the grassroots if rangers go, let's face it, it removes a huge focal point of unionism from the equation

http://www.thewhiskyexchange.com/P-2938.aspx Prob going for this. My mate turns 40 on Sunday, so it's his reward for not killing me or himself whilst we were young and daft. He still wants to go to a 'rave'

Righto, speyside malt, the budget is £100. Go.

Enjoy the banter swarley! Of course they all prefer the footie now

grounds for divorce.

Working today and tomorrow. And radio hootsman have went overboard with the jubilee stuff. Fair enough, yesterday was fine, the event is actually taking place but I don't really need to know about how and why the union jack was designed in 1606. All the arselicking is slowly turning me into a republican......

The clampets downstairs are at it again. It's like Jeremy Kyle Bathgate style. So far, she's had a miscarriage, one lassie is getting her c**t kicked in when she sees her, smack is keeping her man in jail and the dug who has taken off is continually getting shouted for. The ice cream van ha appeared so it might keep the brats quiet for a bit.....

Bloody iPhone.

Swing and a miss, you should have made a prostrate/KY attempt at a joke. 2/10.

It's in at the garage. I've also got a small water leak, I'm praying it's not the radiator as it's going to be a fucking expensive month. I need four tyres as well, but that can wait till I do a few overtime shifts. I bought the wife a 147 the other night, at least that's driving well.

Having a nice wee skive at work, taking a client on the maid o' the forth out to the islands..... Going over the speed bump at the car park, my exhaust broke in two

Mrs kiwi is going to give it a go next year as part of a relay team....

The ambulance service is getting a full shift today, it would appear that folk running the Edinburgh marathon are dropping like flies in the heat.

Whisky is an evil drink and should be banned.

My head hurts

I'm in love with a 21 year old aberfeldy. I have never tasted anything like this..... Indian whisky?

That will be a no then. All the more free samples for me then lol!

Is anyone else going to the whisky stramash this weekend?

see the 'fan' living in the garage/living room, did he have a woman walking about with a black eye, or was there a pit bull roaming about in the background? I missed the start....

simply distressed. The oldies are still the best

you know, I actually don't mind paying my license fee now....

you can buy an ice cream, with jelly going through it in new zealand. DB's home soon and taking orders!

It's a mixture of smack an alcohol I think, although not at the same time. It's alcohol today....