kiwififer

My office is above a house currently being occupied by a well known drug dealer and Vicky Pollard. After a delightful afternoon of shite techno music being blasted to everyone in the square whilst they attempted to cut their grass, they have started to enliven things even more by having a full blown fight. I love working in Bathgate.

I'm actually working a shift down at the homeless hostel in Leith. To any jambos, is there any special message you would like to pass on to passing hibbies?

Disappointed there's not any greggy pics up yet.....

Rain, cauld, dreich weather.

http://thewhiskystramash.com/ Going to this on the Saturday, looking forward to it!

Having to work late tonight and it's pissing down in livi

Is that a new name for it? You live, you learn.... Ach, we went looking at a wee Alfa for her last night, this just accelerates the decision.

Anything to feed the habit I suppose.....

Very good, do you do stand up as well as drawing yer giro?

Some b*****d has just nicked the wife's car stereo. If that's not a sign for a new car I don't know what is.

Open it, you could get hit by a bus tomorrow....

Yep, grouse is my normal poison of choice. If you like it, drink it and damn everyone else....

it's on now. Pretty good!

Taxi for mr and mrs mutton....

Yep BD, good luck, im sure we are all rooting for uou. I actually came on here to post that a really good friend has just been diagnosed with breast cancer, they have caught it early so at least that a positive thing to take from it. So sometimes petty doesn't cover it, it should be nasty shitty evil things....

It's more the eyebrows and teeth.

The best twitter account I follow is the Dalai Lama. It's like having one of those wee calanders that give you a quote or a bit of wisdom every day. I was getting folk like A1 buses following me, god knows why, so I deleted them. Humza Yousef is a good one to follow. Apart from that it's SAMH and Guido...

Got turfed out my bed very early this morning as we are getting a new kitchen installed. So there's a load of workmen going through my missus's knicker drawer as we speak And the sleet is coming down thick and fast in Bathgate

My folks had a fuckoff huge log fire when they stayed in the country, it was superb, although it never beat my granparents coal fire for sheer heat. They used to burn pine, which gave off a great smell.... Only downside was the smell of burning dog hair as the mutts used to practically sit in it, they were as close to it as possible. Any sparks would singe the hair....

At least the reservoirs are getting topped up with should please XBL no end

You know, I actually love grouse. It's an easy to drink whisky, dirt cheap and everyone serves it if I'm out on a night out. And if it was good enough for princess Margaret....

Macallan is by far my favourite especially the elegancia (sp?) one. You only seem to get it abroad, which is a bit o a bugger, but good reason to go on a holiday. It was the Japanese ones that won all the awards this year btw, I quite fancy the suntori

ooyah fucker, he passed the poly! He wont be a terrorist, American TV would never stand for it.

The nz tourism board have just retweeted one of mine. I suppose I should be proud but it was about pies....