kiwififer

Turner Road merlot. Not my fav, but needs must.

Chomps as well off to work, can't be arsed

some people live in a wee bubble, have no considerations for other folk that have just worked 11 hours if you add the commute into it, and really need to get a life, preferably in the real world and involving a member of the opposite sex, same sex or animal if their choice. And i ripped my favourite jumper tonight.

fecking pissed off, completely raging. I will never cease to be amazed at the complete twatishness of stupid arsewipes that haven't got a clue about anything.

I was asking my missus what she would do if she won the lotto. 'Invest in jugs' was the answer. Jugs is the name of her pals pub in Perth before anyone asks

Yes you have, and I reserve the right to keep on nagging you despite this. Anyhoo, leaflets done, going for a wee power nap then off to the next sale.

Yep, it's bucketing down in the capital

Away to deliver leaflets in the pissing rain This, XBL - is what wins elections. It's called hard work, not fannying about on a fitba' message board trying to convert the unconvertable. I will publically shame you until you join up

Forgotten voices of the Holocaust. Quite harrowing in parts, yet strangely uplifting in others. I quite like the 'voices' series, it gives a personal account of what heppened during the war and it's more life like, rather than historical books which make the matter quite factual. 9.5/10

Nah, not that desperate lol! Seriously, if it's going to cause this much hassle, I'm ready to step in and tell them to go f**k themselves. It's not as if I'm upsetting the cart or anything, I don't know them so it's no skin off my nose....

Tell her it's tattie and leek, some chicken thing with a chorizo mousse and white chocolate cheesecake. BTW, I can put up with the soup, the chicken thing I wanted chicken balmoral and crannachan for pudding. I cannot stand white chocolate. I also wanted stovies for the buffet, which I am reliably informed, the hotel won't do. Flights to Vegas are looking decent just now

Update. The Uncle chucking toys about has phoned Ms Kiwi's Aunt, and she's now not coming. That along side her cousins.... So I will only have my Uncle there and my Mum. Ms Kiwi will have her mum, her aunt (mum's sister) and her brother and sister in law (with neice and nephew). That's the whole total of our family due to fall outs. Anyone fancy lending my a nice respectable granny for the day?

Don't eat like this often, but we went to the taste of Scotland show at the meadows today. So starter was a scallop, pea puree and pancetta. Main was a bit of belly pork with butternut squash and mashed tatties. Crannachen for pudding.... ....with a couple of bottles of cider, was quite nice and I'm fairly tanned. We went to a demonstration on how to cook crabs from the head chef of the three chimneys up in Skye. Was a rather good day out!

My feeling entirely. But then again, it's not really my day if you get what I mean. Her sis in law's been on the phone, she said the 'not coming cards' will come before the 'aye we are' ones and not to panic, so she's a wee bit better. You can pick yer pals....

Cheers. I could weep with anger just now, not for me, but the missus is now panicking that no-one is coming.

My family are seriously doing my head in. Firstly, my Gran has let my dad know my mum is in a wee bit of financial difficulty, she's took great delight in doing this, and now my folks are getting divorced. Thanks Gran I could go on about my Aunts and Uncles on Dad's side, except there's not enough hours in the day to write the rant. I'm only inviting my Mum's cousin on her side, the rest I really don't want there for various other reasons due to I don't want the police there to deal with the inevitable riot. Now, on my fiance's side, her uncle is now not coming to the wedding as he's not getting an all day invite. Toys out of the pram. I really could scream just now. I just want to go to a local registrar and get hitched with nearest and dearest, with a chinese afterwards, a lot simpler and cheaper. ARRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!! :angry:

thanks was going to buy it in ASDA the other day, won't bother. I'll just wait for the next Uthred one....

GoF's up to no good......

trams....... Pull the string and watch him go........................................................

ach, ignore me, was feeling a wee bit sorry for myself last night. Got up this morning, the sun is shining, I'm hangover free and I'm going to take the mutt out. All the remnants of the moonwalk are walking past my window just now, the reason why they are doing it puts my wee moan into perspective. I've a job, a roof over my head, my health and a woman that loves me, what else do I need?

The beach at Raglan, attempting to surf on Christmas day at Papamoa beach, barbies, staring at the sky on a cloudless night (you have to live there to experience it), the sense of space, going up the kaimai hills with my mum's dogs, the Saturday farmer's market at my mum's, drinking beer in my old man's hot tub, soggy bottom sausages, double yokers, fannying about in a boat on lake Taupo, the exponents, the mooloo on match days, the quiz night at the Cook in Hamilton East, Wee Jo's banana cake, actually, the fact that every female bakes, AND THE WEATHER!!!

I need to say it as I'm a wee bit 'oiled'. I miss my old life in New Zealand. I miss the weather, the freedom, my job, going out in Ponsonby, holidays in Fiji/OZ, playing golf with my mate and my old man, fish and chips, the food, the attiude of people, my FTO, going to the Polynesian spa in Rotarua, mussle pots in the Belgian beer cafe, scallops down Mission Bay, Movenpick ice cream in Mission Bay, Cable Bay vinyards in Waiheke Island, St Pierre's sushi for lunch, cadbury's rocky road, the gypsy tea room in Grey Lynn and Montheith's black steak pie at Malt, in fact Monteith's cider and generally having the best time of my life. I think I'm now having my mid-life crisis

I never, but had to put up with a bunch ot TOWIE* wannabies on hen parties. Would have prefered the washing up. * I had to ask the missus what she meant by TOWIE'S when she said it.

bet yours was cheaper

chicken balmoral, mashed tatties and spinach, 5 berry Eton mess, two bottles of kiwi sav and a victorian mojito at Le Monde up George Street. Rather good is was as well