kiwififer

and me!

I've joined twitter, not that anyone will follow.

Pastrami, gherkin and mustard sandwich, ginger beer and a packet of lemonade cables.

If anyone is passing through linburn on the back road from livi to Edinburgh I apologise- its me that's broken down Bloody pug

Can you get a couple of pissed Fifers on the guest list on the 10th march

Try a BBQ sauce and add a couple I rashers of bacon an some chorizo

Stuck on training at the royal ed hospital today, can't be arsed one bit. Beats working though and should actually be home at a reasonable time

I pity the younger ones that never experienced clatty pats. Drunk 40something drunk nurses are a right of passage....

Folk used to say that about Clatty Pat's.... and it never was.

chips and curry sauce on friday when doing overtime at work. Mussels, followed by Irish stew last night when out for a meal with the missus. Roast pork sunday dinner when out with the in-laws. I've eaten like a pig all weekend

Bacon, eggs, pork and leek sausages and corn fritters, all cooking just now. With a buttery. Forgot to say, had haggis neeps and tatties last night, rather good it was as well

Drink sounds good, but I'm outta here, busy day tomorrow

Ach, you know how it is. If you wash the car/walk the dog/run me to the shops etc, wink wink. Her best pal says 'the promise of a blow job goes a long way', except all the promises throughout the year, well they expire on the first of January. All the married men on here know exactly what I'm meaning. We are all in the same boat mate, this is a self-help group.

Not happening. Again, not happening. It's January, the coupons for blow jobs didn't extend into the new year

the missus has been out with her pals at Subercube murdering kareoke. Nowt wrong with that. She's in pissed as a fart, needed put to bed, will be suffering a hangover from hell tomorrow and to top it off, I had to go pay the taxi driver as she didn't have enough money I was enjoying a nice wee glass of whisky and watching the football league show after watching the guns of Naverone

Highballs - whisky and ginger beer.

Highballs wich are ginger beer, whisky and a slice of lime. Rather nice they are as well.

are we having a review of the year thread?

Snap capy, at least it's only for three days though. 8.30, west Calder, it's dark and dreich....

Petty things, folk that leave empty wrappers in boxes of after eights. You think it's a full box, you put yet hand in to get one and feck all. Hanging's too good for some folk

Well went to club tropicana in Aberdeen last night for around an hour. It was pants. We then went to espionage which was even worse. Lucky for me no pictures were involved as I was in some state

Skean house hotel? Any good? Liquid or triple kirks?

I think we're on a holiday inn or something similar which is about there. My mate is meeting up with a bunch of guys he works on the rigs with so it should be a bit drunken

Where is it? Staggering distance from union street?

Anyhow, I'm heading up to Aberdeen this weekend, any clubs for the nearly 40's to go to? Something that will likely get my mugshot on here will be appreciated....