DeadStar

Thank you sir Ad of Lib, I'll fire him a PM.

My girlfriend's got an interview for Strathclyde to do a PGDE teachery thing (I don't really listen). Anyone been through this before, and can give any pointers on what to expect?

Literally just happened.

F5 F5 F5 F5

Anyone know a decent barber round about the Gorgie area?

Dropped my HTC Desire like a complete div and cracked the screen, sent it away to HTC to get it fixed, but they wnt to charge me £100 for a new screen (jog on). Am I best looking for somewhere to get a new screen or am I better off just buying a new phone?

I mind once at Primary school when I was in P6, the P7 football team had come back from a tournament (which they had won), and started celebrating by "Klinsmanning" down the hill, until one of them slid right through a massive dog shite and started greeting. Simpler times.

The Phoenix?

I wish mate!

Right, after a load of thinking, I've decided to break up with my girlfriend, only problem is we both live together. I know I can find short term flatshares on Gumtree, but there is one girl I used to work with that I know has a spare room, is it total cheek to ask to move in for maybe a month to get back on my feet? I don't want to be an intrusive knobber, but I'd rather share with someone I knew than complete strangers.

@kampfchair gies a follow ya mad cuntos

I quite like TGI Fridays, the ribs out of there are superb. Honourable mentions go to Wagamama and Nandos too. Wetherspoons food is honestly amongst the worst I've ever tasted. Frankie and Bennies was shite too last time I went in.

I'm going to follow you to give you that wee initial boost of your already low self esteem, then follow you seconds later. Happy tweeting.

Tried to get the last train from Edinburgh to Bellshill tonight for a funeral tomorrow morning, but the woman before me in the queue at the ticket machine passed out sprawled over the machine after buying 6 singles to Stirling, forcing me to the back of another queue and making me miss my train. People are fucking c***s who can't hold their alcohol. Having to get up for the 7.30 train now.

On the left, would.

Boilers on the blink since last night. Engineer should be here between 8 and 6. I am fucking freezing. Wee flurry of snow here this morning, thanks for the b*****d reminder of how cold I am!

Looks like the snow has got itself truly to f**k in Edinburgh today. Lying on roofs and the Pentlands but that seems to be it, thank f**k. Snow can GTF.

My air freshener in the toilet fell into the wee thing where my loo brush lives, spilling all over the shop. But now my loo brush smells like vanilla, so everything went better than expected...

thisGRAEME taking a totally undeserved victory over me on FIFA. Sammy Eto'o should be made illegal in this game.

My phone does this and it absolutely shatters my tits to pieces. HTC Desire? What app did you find to fix it?

Controversial just for the sake of being controvesial.

Anywhere between 12 and 4 am, if its wages your waiting on I'm assuming.

COUSIN, LETS GO BOWLING! f**k off

He's going to have to fish it out of my shite if he wants it back.

Ah, it's a communal dish. Was already up when we moved in.