DeadStar

Operation Occupy Edinburgh. Don't these people have jobs to go to? Surely there's better ways to get the message across than sit in St Andrews square?

I go to uni with the guy with the afro . He's one of the funniest guys I know.

Because I'm not a total c**t to my pals?

When someone shows you a tattoo they've just got done which is total shite, and you need to be like "aw aye thats a belter mate".

My sister is genuinely angry at me because I'm too poor to buy her a birthday present and I have to wait til payday. What a c**t.

Had a piss easy class test today, was done within half an hour. Any P&Bers at Heriot Watt?

Or feed...

SAAS are shattering my tits to pieces. Where are the offices so I can walk in and have a word?

Going to the US open tonight

Anyone know any bars in New York City that'll be showing the Scotland v Czech Republic game next week?

Yes Lichtie, thats why we have timezones

At the equator. Speed due to rotation is (roughly) calculated by taking the cosine of the latitude you're looking for multiplied by the rotational speed of the earth. If you stood exactly at the North Pole (not really the North Pole buut at 90degrees latitude) it would move very slowly.

Top stig. Wouldny touch her with yours.

If a ball spun around once every 24 hours would you deem that as quickly?

My postie back home in Wishaw is engaged to one of the girls in my year at school. Creepy b*****d.

My girlfriend noticed the postman coming out of the building after we had a wee red leaflet delivered saying we were out, and as you said, the parcel was at the depot. Don't have much luck with post at this flat to be honest.

I had a guy trying to deliver my phone to 9/6 *my street* instead of my address 6/9 *my street*. Only got it because I was taking the bin out and I seen the UPS truck pulled up, and I asked him for my parcel. He didn't believe me he was reading the address wrong too. Can't get the staff these days

Raspberry doughnut frijj milkshake. Amazing.

They're two different companies? Try it anyway you nonce.

People actually call doughnuts doughrings? What am I even reading here?

Six.

Was it... Fairly certain that was in an o2 ad.

I would, but I have no idea about my living situation when this years over and done with.

Moving flat at the start of next month, which isn't in a Virgin fibre optic area, I'm not allowed a sky dish, and BT are only interested in 18 month contracts, when my lease is for 12 months. Frustrating.

Put it in a jar of rice, or if you have any sitting about from an old shoebox or that, some silica gel. Don't use it for at least a day.