pozbaird

The last St Mirren v Dundee match thread gave bin fires a bad name. No reason to think this one will be any different. Already, you can sniff the interest levels from Dees and Smurrnnn fans are way, way, higher than our interest in today’s uglies threads. Too early to get the thread bingo going?… Weegies. Celtic Shop. Booo! Weird lot. Weegie lites. Fcuking boooo! Moaning faced kunts, Paisley junkies. …House!

He was also at fault when Lundstram nearly curled one in during the first half. Another flapped half-punch sees him standed well out from his line but he doesn’t retreat back, he just stands there while Lundstram curls it wide of the empty net. He’s certainly not been a bombscare overall, and has made important saves, but he is most certainly a bombscare when it comes to crosses, and his decision making in regard to punching, collecting, or doing neither. He simply does not command his box. I’d roll the dice, personally. No offence, just my opinion.

Was never really on, us catching you, even before today. You guys have been better and fully deserve fourth, while we have fallen away.

Hoping for a Dundee defeat now. The opponent who administers said defeat today is of no concern.

What makes it doubly annoying is that we got more than a fair crack of the whip from the officials and VAR was nowhere to be seen. Not a sniff of a Tavernier penalty, no dodgy red card, nothing. If anything, the single most questionable decision was to book Butland. Only ourselves to blame.

Shame you won’t be back anytime soon to enjoy it again.

Fcuking rich, coming from a Falkirk fan.

Hemming has done us out of at least a point today. Simple as that. Everything else was a good, solid performance against an Old Firm opponent.

No idea. He did everything right IMHO. He never tried to ‘do’ Olusanya with the inevitable follow through or anything like it.

Aye, if that’s at the other end, I’d want Hemming to do exactly the same thing - ball, striker, everything. Wipe them out.

Correct. Shite. Got an ugly on the ropes a bit too. These kunts don’t need a helping hand, and we’ve done it twice when (genuinely) they were there for the taking.

Hemming, again. What the fcuk? Even if Bolton doesn’t slip, Hemming is beaten. Flapping in no-man’s land. Jesus wept.

….which O’Hara will convert.

Can Tanser please also change his boots before his slipping over all the time costs us here. Thank you.

Only surprise is that the scarf didn’t read ‘We Hate Everycunt FuckingBooooooooo!’

Have to say, our ballboy deliberately throwing the ball away from Balogun was a minter. He should have waited until it was Cantwell looking to take a quick throw-in.

The octopus being thrown out of a high rise block comes up with another goal. Been an excellent signing.

Utter shite from Hemming. Fcuking pish.

They were the best in 1985. Had a ‘thing’ going with ‘The Fridge’ and a maverick QB in McMahon. Won the Super Bowl. Like my own team, they are indeed currently ‘a bit shite’.

See also Las Vegas Raiders NFL T Shirts. I suppose the ‘ultimate’ example of this are NY Yankees baseball caps. Everywhere… clearly no-one (or 99% of them anyway) wearing one is actually a baseball fan, it’s just about the logo. As an NFL fan myself, if I see someone wearing a Raiders item, I generally don’t reckon they’ll be into the sport. I saw a guy in my local Tesco recently wearing an old Reebok era Cincinatti Bengals jersey, said ‘Go Bengals’ to him in passing, and he was a fan. Was too niche a jersey to be a ‘fashion choice’ item. Doesn’t always work out, but you can usually differentiate between a fan, or someone who went to Lids and came out with a Raiders cap.

My favourite bands are Rush and Wolf Alice. Haven’t seen anyone wearing a glittery ‘Caress of Steel’ fashion T Shirt yet.

Ricky Gervais. Next question.

Has anyone mentioned those who wear AC/DC or Nirvana T Shirts, but wouldn’t know an AC/DC or Nirvana song if Angus Young and Dave Grohl hit them over the head with a guitar?

The T Shirts I see most in America that you don’t really see here, are the ones lauding the military and the flag. Over here, if you see anything in that ballpark, it’s usually a ‘Help For Heroes’ charity T Shirt. Over there, the vibe I get from the T Shirts is ‘God - Family - America - Garth Brooks - In that order’…. That kind of vibe. I’m seriously not knocking the military, but if I see anyone in one of those T Shirts, I immediately think ‘do not engage in conversation’. In regard to knock-off white socks being sold in Chicago… I can only think of one thing…. ‘Sport socks, err the sport socks, two pound the sport socks’… ’And do you have a location for your new business?’ ’Aye. Sauchiehall Street’. ’Whereabouts on Sauchiehall Street?’ ’All of it’.

Don’t give much of a fcuk discussing games against the uglies, usually ends up in a routine 2-0 or 3-0 ugly win, the odd pumping thrown in, positive outcome thin on the ground, can’t be arsed with their cunto support and their baggage, it’s far more enjoyable engaging online with fans of fellow diddy clubs, where the result isn’t pretty much a foregone, completely predictable in advance outcome? I’m just spitballing here.