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Just shows you, two cheeks of the same arse right enough.

Well, what you came up with was more than decent.

No-one says the Popular People’s Front of Ulster until I say ‘Jehova’.

Oldest piece of clothing I actually still wear is a ‘Brady 12’ New England Patriots T Shirt bought in a Las Vegas sports shop in 2009, and it’s still going strong. Indestructable. Only wear it lying around the house these days, the print on the front and back is well cracked, faded, and not suitable for public wear, but the damn thing just won’t chuck it… a bit like Brady himself, after winning the Super Bowl with Tampa Bay. Oldest non-wearing items are a 1979 genuine team-worn St Mirren Umbro shirt, the Led Zeppelin T Shirt I bought at Knebworth in 1979, and a 1983 Manly Sea Eagles rugby league jersey. Have also still got my 1970s denim jacket adorned with sewn-on heavy rock band patches in a bag in the loft.

Oh fcuk. Another Wilson. Signature text change incoming…

New Broncos uniforms revealed today, and I actually really like them, especially this dark blue one.

Yet, there’s some (on this forum too) that tell us VAR isn’t the problem, it’s the humans operating it. VAR is great, it’s here to stay they say… well, I’m not one of them. The sooner that shite is fired into the sun, the better. …and, when VAR is fired into the sun, can Manchester United please be onboard the rocket with VAR. A shower of jammy shite, so jammy, that I actively want an Abu Dhabi-funded megaclub to hammer the kunts by 7-0. Preferably including a hat-trick by that kunt Grealish too. Seriously, that fcuking rabble are only out-jammy b*****ded by a certain two clubs who play in big Glasgow stadiums. It’s not Man Utd’s fault that despite Casemiro being a fanny, Coventry contrived to out-fanny Casemiro, but for fcuk sake… jammy, jammy kunts. Rant over, time fur’ a beer.

Fcuking shame it wasn’t Sevco v Cov at Hampden.

It’s because of mob rule. It’s because of the authorities cow-towing to both mobs. It’s why the fcukers can simply get away with trashing George Square and Glasgow city centre after a title win…. and the kunts who follow them know it. Even if you isolate it to smaller things than full scale sectarianism and city centre trashing - if as much as one St Mirren fan in our West Stand stands up, or has a fly puff on a vape - the stewards are all over them. I hesitate to think if someone in our stand whipped out a pyro and set it off - lifetime stadium ban. Guaranteed. Meanwhile, in the away stand?

….and it’s live!

Knowing our club, it’ll be glued onto whatever channel is showing some random golf tournament featuring jobbers from a feeder tour in South Korea or somewhere.

Oh well, another pyrotechnic, our tifo is edgier than your tifo, tricolour, union jack, belting songbook, bigotfest final to look forward to. There’s always an upside, and the upside is I’ll have no trouble booking a tee time for 3pm that day now. Happy, happy days.

Old Firm cup final? Open All Mics team already onto their Amazon Prime account pages.

Could have been worse, the kid could have got Todd Cantwell.

You are correct about the Weegie media. Must be some job, licking so much OF arse.

Jack Ross was successful enough at St Mirren, that he got the Sunderland gig and was literally a baw hair away from getting them up. How have the hapless Mackems got on since pulling that trigger? McInnes is doing well at Killie, Alex Neil scored some good gigs down South on the back of success at Accies. Depends what you term ‘success’ I suppose. As much as I despise them, success for an Old Firm manager is entirely different to success for a St Mirren or Motherwell manager. I cannot get away from the thought that I genuinely don’t know what acceptable success is for an Aberdeen or Hibs manager these days. Big clubs with bigger budgets than many, but caught in some sort of no-man’s land between the uglies and Hearts, and the likes of Livvy and Ross C at the bottom. I do appreciate that Aberdeen and Hibs fans will obviously want a manager who isn’t an out-of-their-depth diddy who sees them fighting relegation, or just being shite all the time, but that doesn’t define success for clubs that size. That should be a given. Anyway, interesting appointment, hope he’s another out-of-his-depth diddy… obviously. As should any opposition fan.

Everything to play for. A spot in the Edinburgh Airport Conference League up for grabs… get the flights booked from UEFA Europa International Airport… I think I’ve got this right.

Good appointment IMHO. Just wait ‘til we see what he’s built from the ground up in the five years that Diamond Dave will surely afford him. Looking forward to his bringing in and selling on model having us all wonder why no Scottish club has thought about doing this before. It’s visionary.

Your annoyance will pass, it really will, when the post-split games start, and rather than be embroiled in a trouser-troubling relegation scrap, we are in position to have European football - even if it involves a trip to the Welsh valleys, Norn Iron, or Azerbaijan. It wasn’t about cheering for an ugly, actively wanting a bigot to prevail - it was about Aberdeen not winnng the Scottish Cup. It so happened their opponent was an arse cheek, it would have been the same had they been playing Hearts, or anyone. If Aberdeen had got to the final, they were genuinely in with a shout. Fortunately, they’re out, which has fcuk-all to do with cheering for ra’ Sellik per se.

I’ll admit, I’ve searched for some shit on Google in my time, but if I ever have to search for ‘Scottish saltire flags waved at Celtic games’, then please, P&B, fly me to New York, douse me in petrol, set fcuking fire to me, put me out of my misery. Thank you.

Hi ya Dundee, hi ya.

Something that Celtic FC clearly don’t. Kunts.

…because the authorities want the box office Buddies to qualify for the 5th pre-qualifying rounds of the Intertoto UEFA European Conference Diddy League of Diddies.

Perfectly understandable.