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Yup, got that wildly wrong. Pretty much like my Grand National predictions.

So true. Course is closed due to flooding this morning. I’ve played 9 holes in the last three weeks. No opportunity to play this week either, until the tie on Thursday. Will have to rack up, strap the clubs onto the trolley, go out and give it a go. Try not to play like an utter idiot.

Fair play to Scheffler, his caddy, and his management team of Lord Jesus God Almighty Inc. I went to bed the moment those players in with a shout all started shitting the bed and racking up double bogeys. The gemme’ was over right there. Annoying, as it was NOT a Scheffler waltz to victory right up until that point. Until then, Scheffler had been up and down himself with a mixture of birdies and bogeys. He was able to relax and pretty much stroll it after the opposition disappeared like snow off a dyke. Scheffler should join LIV and they’ll create a new team for him. God’s Godzillas or something, given the utter fcuking shite they already come up with. Kiss the badge Scottie, kiss the badge. Anyway, I’ve bigger fish to fry… Kirky seniors singles tie on Thursday. Dig out my LIV polo shirt and hat - The Kirky Kunts. The only team I’ve ever wanted to play for. Go Kunts!

No Scheffler procession piece-of-piss win then?

So, erm, how was the dug’s ‘welcome home’ after the inevitable gubbing…. …..of the Sevco.

Don’t erm, blame me, blame, ach fcuk it.

Don’t shoot me, shoot ‘givemesport.com’

These LIV guys wearing gear branded with ‘team logos’ like they mean something. Like a Barcelona FC crest, or hell, even England’s 3 Lions… fcuking ‘mashers’, ‘niblicks’, ‘crushers’…. Any of the kunts holed a birdie putt and kissed the badge yet? Consider my gears well and truly ground.

Settling down to watch the Masters now, could someone give me a shout when wee McGinn allows Kai Havertz out of his back pocket? Ta.

I’d actually suggest that players should walk towards the cardboard sign holding wee kunts, make it look like they’re handing them their shirt, then whip it away before giving it to a sign-free kid about ten feet away. I’m in a mood today mind you.

The only thing to better it would be if they were greetin’ over their ‘Salah can I have your shirt’ cardboard signs.

He shook the Palace manager’s hand though, and he shook the hands of the officials and Palace players. He even gave a few Palace players a hug. Unlike that baldy fraud kunt Clement.

A result that still might see Jimmy Failin fancy staying at Elfsborg over a gig in the Scottish Championship. Well done County. Pump the Sevco AND keep it interesting down and dirty in the bottom 6.

Old School! Sky just went full Peter Alliss, BBC Open coverage, circa’ 1979 on us…. ‘it’s the centenary of Mufflewick Golf Club this year, why not go down and support Old Billy Chiswick and Betty Puddleduck as they organise tomorrow’s challenge match between Mufflewick and Old Todger GC. Betty’s sandwiches are top drawer. Always a good spread at Mufflewick… now, back to the action. Here’s Neil Coles and Brian Barnes on the 16th…. Ah, the good old days.

Shite. Scheffler is back. For now.

Great minds… fools seldom…

At present, this is like the Championship in English fitba’ - no-one seemingly wants to win it. At this rate Rory might genuinely still be in it (if he gets off to a fast start - copyright P. McGinley).

I had him sussed. He’s pish.

Advert watch (again). I might not want a Rolex, or a Kia EV9, but I want a pair of those Adidas 360 shoes.

…and there’s a cheeky wee double bogey. I sensed it, he was getting away with murder earlier.

These adverts… how fcuking ugly is that Kia EV9 electric SUV thing?

I just have a feeling that Scheffler has a right daft hole in his ‘wheelhouse’ today, or tomorrow. A mental triple-bogey that opens the whole thing up. Just a feeling I’m getting. Time will tell.

Right, that’s it. I want a Callaway AI Smoke driver, delivered to me in a new BMW i5 Touring.

I’m not seeing this as a Scheffler shoe-in. He’s gotten away with a few things here already today. The free drop being one. I’m not buying into the ‘walk in the park’ narrative here. Yet.