Szamo's_Ammo

I hope United win this game.

The early exit polls are looking good but I am a tad nervous that some very bad things may have happened overnight meaning I miss out on the Best Dundee United Poster award. A lot of people (great people!) are saying I am a shoe-in to win but we will see once the results are revealed over the coming days and weeks. Victory (1).mp4 Let us pray. I hope most of you have a Merry Christmas.

At least you've moved on from it now.

Penalty to Rangers.

That was Steve Bruce but he and JK have a similar writing style.

Snake.

Is it just me or do these indexes always show the team that are bottom of the league are most likely to be relegated, the team second bottom the next likely and so on? There doesn't seem to be much more to them than that.

I'm Slytherin. But one of the good ones.

The Death of Stalin Watched this for the first time last night. Some really good, funny performances. Enjoyed Stalin having a cockney accent and Steve Buscemi was excellent as ever as Khrushchev.

That is eerily similar to my grandad's Christmas day speech of 2015.

Those fixtures look easy to predict. Home win Home win Home win Away win Home win Draw

I enjoyed that performance very much. Thank you.

What did 'the elf' get up to last night?

That's the spirit. It is important to remain positive.

Elf on the shelf. No one really cares about your 'wacky' shenanigans in an attempt to impress Facebook thickos IMO.

If you were deepfaking the queen what would you say?

Demented Zebra, Munoz, Ric, Shull, jimmy boo

Delete the thread on Boxing Day.

Are you concerned about St Johnstone's form and management?

Perception is everything. Most people don't look beyond how politicians come across on the TV. Nicola is empathetic and confident and when you compare that to the blubbering buffoon in Westminster she could cull pensioners live on BBC One and still be revered by a large proportion of the population.

It's to do with the "Stella" part of the username IMO.

I really fear for the Johnnies this season. I don't mean this in a "haha you've got no fans" way but it's hard to see a club with their diminishing support base being able to finance a promotion back to the top flight. We might never see them again.

Goals. Good footwork from McNulty before getting the shot away and Broadfoot left with egg on his face.

Bolton with a very good assist following his goal on Saturday. Hopefully that form continues.

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