Szamo's_Ammo

Harry Souttar passing out then waking up in Carnoustie some time later:

Paul Lambert's musings on Sevco a few months ago need to be remembered to ensure that anything he ever says is never taken seriously.

Home games against Kilmarnock and Motherwell sides in poor form up next. Six points against these two would have United looking a good bet for a top half finish this season. Should be fairly straightforward.

Harry Redknapp advertising anything and everything on TV and radio. How much money does one person need?

Read this 3 times now and still none the wiser as to what any of it means.

Just checked the latest odds following the appointment of Yogi.

Sign anyone who has ever played for ICT and now appointing their ex-managers as well. Would Ross County not be as well moving The Caledonian Stadium over the bridge?

The cup is meaningless for Celtic, as illustrated by their fans turning up outside Parkhead to either "celebrate" or protest depending on the result. It is all for show with no real substance for most, if not all, of them. If Dundee were ever in a cup final (no laughing at the back) against Celtic or Sevco I think I would want them to lose. They still talk about that time they won a corner at Tannadice so God knows what it would be like if they actually won something!

Nodding along and hoping it goes away is how most people deal with Scot Gardiner tbf.

It's what my sources are telling me.

Very badly IMO. I also have that poster on Ignore but it is still disappointing to see such hideous comments displayed for all to see in quoted posts on the forum. Whether posts like that are due to cognitive decline associated with aging or not, it is stlll a sad indictment of modern society. It is what it is.

The mess of a post above is a fitting metaphor for the government's pandemic response. Janey Godley is cringing for you.

That's a really low bar you're setting there, bro.

I have received a number of PMs asking about my nominations so here goes. Hope I don't upset anyone but thought I should post them in the public domain: Aberdeen Best- @Dons_1988 Seems like a good lad... for an Aberdeen fan. Worst- @afc_blockhead Permanently seething, like most Aberdonians. However, they may have potential if they tone it down a bit. Celtic Best- @wastecoatwilly Deluded but harmless. Very difficult to pick a "best" Celtic poster so this nomination says it all. Worst- @wastecoatwilly Deluded but harmless. Very difficult to pick a "worst" Celtic poster as there is a lot of competition. Dundee United Best- @Szamo's_Ammo Best poster on the site IMO (in my opinion). Most handsome too. Worst- @Granny Danger A relic best confined to the past. A disgusting old creature. Hamilton Best- @Scotty Tunbridge His avatar makes me smile. As do his posts. Worst- @Accies88 A vile Tory. Hibernian Best- @Henderson to deliver ..... Good content. Worst- @Snifter Pee Rot Just awful. Kilmarnock Best- @craigkillie Slim pickings for Killie but there is one stand-out. Knowledgeable and down to earth. Worst- @Perkin Flump Seems on the verge of a meltdown every time he posts. Might get better with time. Livingston Best- @EdinburghLivi I get good vibes from this poster. Worth reading. Worst- @LIVIFOREVER Lower case letters in usernames matter. Hard to pick a bad Livi poster but needs must. Motherwell Best- @YassinMoutaouakil Seems like a good laugh. Worst- @MJC The mini- *** troll routine is well past its sell by date. Rangers* Best- @G51 Seems okay... for a ***. Should really support Ross County or something though. Worst- @8MileBU Disgusting *** who should be locked up in the interest of public safety. Potential serial killer. Ross County Best- @Sherrif John Bunnell I think he supports Ross County. Worst- @frankthetank22 Had to pick someone from this team but they seem a bit angry. St Johnstone Best- @Bonksy+HisChristianParade St Johnstone don't have many greats to choose from but Bonksy seems a good wind up merchant. VERY funny. Worst- @tree house tam Thinks he's some kind of football casual but wears Crocs on a regular basis. No offence. St Mirren Best- @Coventry Saint Seems level headed and takes things in good spirits. Worst- @jimmy boo Dreadful poster and racisty to boot. Vile. Hearts Worst- JTS98/ @TheJTS98 A maniac and a cure for insomnia at the same time. -------------------------------------------------------------- Hope everyone understands and takes time to reflect on these nominations. Let us all look forward to a wonderful 2021 on Scotland's premier football forum. ❤

Shocking that someone could contrive to fail at a tweet as simple as that one. "how started" Sums Celtic up this season.

Seeing how desperately hollow this victory is for the Celtic Family is making me enjoy the Heartbreak more. Football is just not fair sometimes.

You better believe it. So fickle.

Have sent you a DM. Soz.

Hard to see Leeds coming back from this.

Gutted for you.

Loving this Jane Lewis feat. Ajer remix. Jump around.

Take it to arbitration IMO.

Oh well. Who cares? I was a baby the last time Dundee were in a cup final so just wondering what Hibs fans reactions are when Hearts lose in a cup final. Is it celebration or more relief?

Catastrophe.mp4 Hard lines.

Would always fancy a Neilson side in a shoot-out.