Szamo's_Ammo

I'm assuming this only applies to 'bubbles' down south and not in Scotland. It might be worthwhile reading for our friends based in That England though: Thank God that here in Scotland we have leading lights like Jason Leitch and John Swinney who have things under control. Some food for thought for those planning on spending Christmas with elderly and/or vulnerable people. What a horrible position young people have been put in. It is shameful the way that kids, teachers and school staff have been treated since August. Surprised to see so many people shocked that they have been lied to for months.

Jose Mourinho coined that phrase early in his first spell at Chelsea after they drew 0-0 with Tottenham. Spurs were very negative and "parked the bus" on the goal line to kill the game and escape with a draw.

Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. ~Bonnie Tyler, 1985

Great post. He did say he will be back at some point. "Once the dust settles" were his exact words. Quite often I'll get a WhatsApp message from Ali asking me to reply to certain posts on his behalf so he is still very active in policing the forum. An unpaid moderator if you will. We'll see what happens but I'd be surprised if he's not back with bells on before the end of the year.

I don't really care as banning him for three games isn't going to help Dundee United in any shape or form. It would be funny though, and that's the most important thing.

I've typed up most of my list on Microsoft Word but struggling to think of many Ross or Johnnies fans. I'll keep a close eye on their threads over the next week or so to complete my nominations. @HibsFan What address should I send my completed list to? Is it free post?

Ali is still asking himself that same question. I know he submitted an appeal but last I spoke to him he still hadn't heard anything back.

Just googled it, and not very well.

I would say it's the opposite. Idiots stressing themselves out getting prepared for "the most important day of the year" becoming more selfish and entitled than before.

People saying "they're not exactly Barcelona" even though Barca have been dreadful for a good while now.

I'll admit I've not paid too much attention to The Barclays in recent weeks so this may have changed but I've found it peculiar how Arteta has been given an easy ride from the press during his ropy tenure in charge of Arsenal. Is it simply because he is a protégé of the Bald Fraud or have I been missing these signs that Arsenal are on the cusp of turning the corner?

Got to be worth Micky giving him a call.

When did everything in football start happening "all day long"? Red card all day long. Offside all day long. Corner all day long.

Thankfully @wastecoatwilly has arrived to bring some sanity to proceedings.

A Millwall fan on Twitter was saying you get thrown in jail if you don't take the knee before a football match nowadays.

The Academy of Coloured Circles would like to honour @Perkin Flump with a Lifetime Achievement award, sponsored by Moomintroll. The award will be presented by Cathy Jamieson and Manuel Pascali in the centre circle of Rugby Park, when fans are allowed back at the football. Congratulations.

With the way these Celtic fans are carrying on with needy mass gatherings and candlelit vigils, you would be forgiven for thinking Princess Diana had died again rather than a football team had lost a couple of matches. A tragic fan base comprised of oddballs. I just can't get enough.

Oh wow.

It is surely Martindale's job now.

Just read that Dundee have never won a league game away to Inverness in 12 attempts. I know it's Dundee but that is ridiculous.

No explanation either. What did you do?

That was the best advice you've ever given me. Thanks again. Would certainly be vying with the likes of pozbaird and Billie Jean King pre-ignore list. Genuinely think they should just let him alone into Somerset to shut him up, as a public service.

He could well be up for the Coronavirus thread idiot award but there is a lot of competition for that one.

What is this about Thomas Robert?