Bigmouth Strikes Again
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'Its magic, you knowwww, utd and Europe don't go'.
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There you go ChineseMan, I'll give you something worthwhile to red dot.
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Currently eating flame grilled toasties. I was making toasties and come through the living room whilst they're 'cooking' all of a sudden there's a massive bang and everything's went off. "Fucks that burning smell?" Thinks me. Turns out I was also toastie the cable along with the sandwiches. The worst part is its warburtons 'thickest ever' bread and whilst closing the lid I thought - I know it says thickest ever but f**k me this is a squeeze.
Absolute idiot.FFS you were lucky you weren't electrocuted.
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Further proof, if any were needed, that behind every hipster beard is a thoroughgoing c**t:-
http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/florida-man-massacres-ducklings-lawnmower-shocked-family-look-1501563
I'd drive a lawnmower over that c***s head. No problem at all.
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Biggie are you the raging 50-something guy that sits in the front row of the Derry? (Please please please)
No, its not me. Its probably the G-Man. IMO.
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Is that big ride going/gone back to dabs? I called him a big skinny arab b*****d at McDiarmid and he just turned round and flashed a lovely smile at me. Players always go up in my estimation when they take good natured vitriolic abuse in their stride.
lol. I called Rankin a tangerine dwarf midget when I was on the touchline at tannadump. He didn't score though.
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Shame about Bene though.
Yep, Derry'd oot his pus.
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Ironic
You still here cunto?
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That's the thing, he isn't even an Arab. I'd understand if his club (Airdrie) had went bust or sold to someone like Starbucks but they're still the same utter irrelevance they've always been so he's caught on to the coat tails of what he thought might be a bit of glory in Dundee United this season. They've failed miserably too. I wouldn't be surprised to see him all over Rangers threads in the next few weeks in the lead up to the play off final claiming it's because he now stays in Glasgow.
Its fucking tragic behaviour from one of life's losers.
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Were some dundeh fans not championing clarkston for a scotland call up when he was banging them in?
GTF you DAB dimwit. Thank you.
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He will get a 2 year deal with the morten, no probs.
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I phoned up yesterday and they told me they weren't on sale and phone back today!
I think I was in the shop when this happened, the guy was sniggering as he said this, and was making a w****r gesture towards you.
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Anyone know when ticket for the derby go on sale to general
Now. Got mine yesterday.
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Shanks is a right fannyboy. IMO.
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Forfar vs Alloa on Alba seems awfully Dundee orientated. Rab, Benny, Meggatt, John Gibson al involved in the match day squads. Jim Duffy doing the English commentary. Paul Hartley and Greg Stewart involved with the HT Alba clip. Tom Ritchie doing the fitness coaching pre-match for Alloa.
And these two attending the game:
Cammy Kerr's a bit of a suck-up it seems, he'll probably get a ribbing from some of the squad for that!
Had Real Madrid on, but f**k that shite, away to watch this.
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Dundee need to seriously chill the f**k out
Who the f**k are you?
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£3.00 is a bit much, I would go to £2.50.
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Top quality telts getting dished out to perth fuds.
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You've got to shell out for quality. Pay peanuts, you get monkeys.
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Jesus, man, are things that bad? There's bound to be a food bank in Dundee, surely.
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Ooft, you're in there, son.
Get round to complain and receive your "apology".
Don't fancy that, she's 9 months pregnant.
Quite right.
Your car is parked in front of half of her gate.
Disgraceful, disrespectful behaviour.
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The idiot woman next door parks her car behind me yesterday.........
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Just watching the birds feeding in the garden, seemingly, vomited up cat food is a great delicacy.
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Absolute idiot.
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