Big Gus

Dundee United being utter dungheap is about the only thing keeping me going right now.

Perhaps there are "World Records" to be broken in the throwing of root vegetables. You like them...

Rewriting people's posts only works well in your tiny mind...

Shunted into the corner of the main stand for the neep hurlers, surely?

Shine shite like a diamond....

I'm getting hyped. Wonder how the stv coverage will be over the usual BBC stuff of the last few years.

Played pretty dungheap but still swatted them aside. Can't remember them threatening us much at all.

I've met quite a few PNB folk over the years and was pals with some before I even know they posted and happy to say every one of them has been sound as f**k.

Interesting that Stuart Campbell is often mentioned in this thread. Someone who's bonkers shit on the internet goes way before social media and his "Wings" days. His "greatest hit" had to be the claim that the victims of Hillsborough "deserved it" as they should have just "braced themself" like he managed to do at a music gig he attended by an 80s post punk group like New Order where you wouldn't exactly expect a mosh pit... Worth searching out.

Was in paisley last week and briefly spoke to him. Not to make much of a thing of it but he was quite seriously assaulted in the "underground incident". He's going to come good for us. Trust me.

Standard of your post are not what they should be at this level...

Big shout out to everyone that made a "Jakubiak is just a shite winger" post in the last few weeks... Ok getting punched out by a few dabs at the Underground was not a good look early in his career for the boy but we've got a decent player there and often sidelined... Putting crosses in "on a plate" today.

Try punch a puss as they flee...

Jak again with a great cross? Feed the bear.... See ya.

Hope you're enjoying.... 2 great set ups by Jak. Big f**k up to those that have been doubting him.

Give it time ..

Ooft. What a shit kick. Thankfully the first 10 minutes sees us trampling them underfoot.

c***s no even got the dinghys out on the Drummie. Dinghys...

Not bad pair of custom Adi Spzl.by Kris at Dundee Sole. They were already a vintage trainer when he did them.

Super Dundonian Minter.

Big f**k off to anyone East of Dobbies.

That whole "the Arbroath fairytale" last season. Boke... We all smiled along and gave them a wee pat on the head and a joob-joob for being good boys. Hopefully we absolutely sword this seasons rabble....

Hud that...

Maradonaesq there. Lovely.