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Spiers has been up United's arse for years. To see him try and defend this is no surprise.

Tom English, 'If you don't think there needs to be an independent review then you've not been paying attention' What a w****r. Needs to be an independent review into his fucking accounts at this rate.

John Robertson has done an absolutely fantastic job at Inverness. Lost pretty much his whole backline in January, given zero money to spend and didn't see a downturn in their form. He's built a very able unit out of some very average players whilst reducing their budget each season. The worry would be is he another that will only do a good job at Inverness like others before him.

Explain yourself.

Dunfermline fans, man.

If we are to make any signings this summer: Tomas Cerny has been released by Aberdeen. SIGN. HIM. NOW. And Iain Vigurs has also been released. Another I'd snap right up. Two players I didn't think would become available this summer. ETA: Maybe Cerny hasn't been released. Read the Dunfermline thread suggesting he has but can't see it anywhere.

If the Undertaker was genuinely retiring, it'd have been fitting for him to do one last cinematic match at Survivor Series considering it'd have marked 30 year since his debut in WWE. Think the retirement show on Smackdown was a little bit silly because there's absolutely no chance he's done. He even admitted when 'announcing' his retirement that he'd be back if Vince wanted him. There's absolutely no doubt regardless of the condition he's in, that he's the biggest draw by a considerable distance, so when the crowds are back or the Saudi's want a big name Vince will be straight on the phone. Vince will wheel Taker out until he is physically wheeling him out on a wheelchair. There's just too much money to be made from a 'retirement' match as well. Even if it's a short 5 second thing like Cena vs Taker at Mania a few year back.

Daily Record are hoping Mellon gets the job and he's a disaster for some easy headlines to satisfy The Rangers.

Did that need a statement? No-one has a clue what the f**k she's on about other than the other clubs. Can Ann no use email?

https://www.heartsfc.co.uk/news/article/joint-club-statement-1 Worst statement yet. Neil Doncaster sent us something and it's wrong. b*****d.

Maybe St Johnstone again. Been long time fans and Davidson been on about how he wants experience.

Sky Sports App saying that majority of Dundee squad has agreed pay cuts.

Paul McGowan has agreed a 50% pay cut until the start of the season at which point it'll be topped up to 75% of his previous wage. This is despite a top flight club offering him a deal. Derry'd Oot His Nut. Yasssssssss.

It is and was. Precisely why the FCA has taken insurers to the High Court as they're trying to wriggle out of pretty much everything across the country. We're in a stronger position than most due to the bespoke wording of our policies. Details of the court case and ongoing step by step updates can be found here: https://www.fca.org.uk/firms/business-interruption-insurance If you want to read the insurers reasons for not wanting to pay out: https://www.fca.org.uk/publication/corporate/defence-arch-insurance-uk-ltd.pdf ETA: What makes this an absolute nightmare for us is that even if we win the judgement due in late July, the insurers will absolutely appeal the decision thus adding more months onto us receiving absolutely anything when we need it most. If anyone wants to read an easy reading version of what's going on: https://accessaa.co.uk/insurers-and-live-venues-to-fight-landmark-legal-case/ 'A best-case scenario for payouts if the case won in court would be late August or September'

First ten minutes of BBC's premier Scottish football podcast is about Liverpool winning the league. The f**k?

Just throwing this out there - We tend to be the highest priced club in the league (Won't be this season as Hearts prices are scandalous as well) and we've set our ST's at £255.

He admitted he wants back to Scotland but knocked back a Hearts interview to replace Levein (Before Stendel) as he'd already accepted the Morecambe job. https://www.pressandjournal.co.uk/fp/sport/football/spfl/2112688/timing-everything-as-adams-eyes-a-return/ Has another 2 year on his contract: https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/50334089 He's always been a bit weird. In an interview with the BBC when we'd sacked McIntyre and the Killie job was also available he said: "They asked to speak to me, but I haven't spoken to Dundee and I'm not going to," he said. "For various reasons, I don't think it's the right move for me." - Which should surely earn him brownie points with United fans. He's always held a bit of a grudge against Dundee I've felt since the BBC Open All Mics microphones were a bit close to the dugouts in a Ross County vs Dundee game and it picked up Jocky Scott shouting to him, 'If you don't shut yer puss, I'll bang it fucking shut' and well, the Sean Higgins puss puncher promptly 'shut his puss'. Great times. If he could build the 'them vs us' mentality he'd do very well but he's just as liable to fall out with everyone.

What's the script with Adams? Free to leave Morecambe? Surely you wouldn't be dishing out compo for him?

Called a Rangers fan a roaster on Twitter as he was having an absolute mare. Ended up receiving this: ETA: Appears he's made his Twitter private now.

Malky on ability alone would be a cracking appointment. He should never have got another job in football again after he got exposed. I'd like to think his tenure would be short lived if he did get the job due to overwhelming fan pressure. Absolutely no place for him in club football.

That is brilliant. RG is no longer a bore, he's a beast.

Don't you fucking dare.

Skin of a kiwi is fine. All of an apple and the green bit of stalk on a strawberry is way, way beyond OFTW material.

You clearly don't understand what you're talking about so it probably is best you left it considering you've made a c**t of yourself when there probably was the opportunity to have an easy pot shot at the club just now. Jeezo. I'm sure someone else will 'score' where you've spectacularly failed.