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Is it true that the McCann's drugged Madeleine so that she would sleep whilst they went out for a bevvy or is that just conspiracy nonsense?

I get not wanting Peter Grant, but what did he say about you that means you hate him so much?

Good to see David Mitchell doing well for you! I honestly thought Gibson had a lot of potential, but obviously wrong on that count.

Biden will be 78 once the election commences. 82 at the end of his first term. Even if he is mentally 100% - He'll surely only be a one term President if he were to win. Kamala Harris odds on favourite to be his running mate. She could easily be the first woman president at this rate.

The clean sheet record he had is inarguable. He obviously provided something to the team that Hamilton didn't even pre-Berra, whether that was just better communication or even allowing the defence to be slightly more confident, I don't know. He's a bog standard Championship keeper for me though and whilst I'd have him back, I feel he'd be in the lesser quintile if you were to break our squad down. Every goal we conceded under him, I was always left thinking it was at least partly his fault if not a complete an utter howler. An upgrade on Hamilton for sure, but there's not many out there that wouldn't have been. Totally on board with this. I suspect we're well down the queue to sign him though. The likes of Hearts & St Mirren will be higher up the pecking order and it wouldn't surprise me to see a few other top flight sides join the race with a few options from abroad and down South.

I'd rather Letheren! There's really a lack of decent keepers available in Scotland just now. It's a case of which shite will we sign?

Aye, it made me feel tense and uncomfortable throughout. I can watch pretty much anything even shock gore style films like Martyrs, but nothing has ever made me feel almost nervous watching a film. Horrible.

If you hate it, it's on you!

I really like [REC], but that's ultimately your standard zombie film done very, very well IMO. Lake Mungo transcends the genre. It's a family drama, a documentary and horrifying all at once IMO.

Dumbarton top lads.

Lake Mungo is genuinely the best example of 'found footage' films. Should be much more widely known. Pisses all over the likes of Blair Witch (Which I like) and the dreadful Paranormal Activity series.

Well, safe to say you've not got out the good side of bed.

That's their managerial selection process.

By the sounds of things Ashcroft will be signed if we can't bring in Berra rather than to pair up with him.

We need a leader of a CH. We've a selection of dumplings that can be quite good when paired with a leader. Brilliant.

Starting to worry there's a chance this will happen and be voted through. Anyone able to reassure me this will be papped out?

ID Mobile. Zero issues. Cracking deal at the time - 8GB, Unlimited calls and texts, £10 a month. Purchased an S9 outright when it was the 'big one' and promised myself if I'm spending that sort of money outright on a phone then I'm keeping it till it becomes as unfashionable as an iPhone 4. Probably cheaper SIMO deals out there now but that was a phenomenal deal at the time. ID Mobile is basically Carphone Warehouse and they use Three's network. Got the whole family on SIMO deals after leaving o2 which was going down the pan until Sky intervened.

This beautiful post was worth all the Bennett bullying shite that came before it.

Clear to see where The Flintstones would use as their Scottish holiday destination.

Clearly not. That was fantastic banter. And you're filling your head with conspiracy nonsense as well. Things you love to see.

I was about to jump in two feet first until I spotted your post Dave. Thanks for saving me.

The moments Colts are introduced is the moment I'm done with Scottish football.

Jack Russells are cracking dogs. Bundles of energy and easily trained to not be a yappy wee shite.

I've started watching a guy that pans for gold. I particularly like when he pans paydirt. No idea why.

So you were just guessing at between 1 and 2million then? Since that wasn't said anywhere.