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tongue_tied_danny

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  1. I once met former Arbroath manager Dave Baikie. He said that Jim McLean once told him that you should never sign a player who grew up north of Dundee as they are all puny shitebags with no character or hunger for success. Hailing from a shite town south of the Tay makes you a better footballer apparently.
  2. This is a personal observation and I don't have any facts or figures to back this up, but there seems to be fewer eastern Europeans going around than there was a few years ago. I certainly haven't noticed many working in supermarkets or cafes recently whereas 5 or 10 years ago there was loads. Could it be that they're just drifting away by themselves?
  3. Cumbernauld has Paps Nightclub, so it can't be too bad.
  4. Wearing a garment with "Nicce London" emblazoned across it.
  5. True. Heinz Mullagtawny is the greatest tinned soup known to man.
  6. Wearing a jumper or a scarf like one of this pair of c***s...
  7. Sabotage is a great song and an even greater video. It's a classic video I'll give you that. Generally speaking though, they are completely overrated.
  8. The Beastie Boys are absolute fucking dogshit. Their wild, VW badge stealing phase was cringeworthy as f**k and their later, more enlightened, Buddhist phase was equally fucking embarrassing.
  9. Yeah that's true. Home bargains is also a good place to perv over single full time mummies. The make up department in Debenhams is my favourite though. I can often be found lurking there during my lunch hour.
  10. Babylon Early 80s movie about the reggae/Rasta scene in Brixton starring the bloke from Aswad and Jacko from Brush Strokes. Not much in the way of a plot but it's an interesting snapshot of a particular time and place. Good music too. 6/10
  11. There is a vegan cafe in Dundee. I went in recently... the place stank like stale farts. I ordered a cappuccino, completely forgetting that vegans don't drink milk. It was made with coconut milk and actually tasted very nice.
  12. Yeah, but it would feel pretty good if she inserted one of those huge fingers up your hoop.
  13. The Scissor Sisters' cover of Comfortably Numb is comfortably better than the pishy Pink Floyd version.
  14. Agreed. I never doubted his ability but I feared he lacked experience. He certainly seems to be growing in confidence and is become a top striker. Sanny mark 2?
  15. Cornwall voted leave, then immediately started bleating about losing their EU subsidies.
  16. Where Eagles Dare Classic, albeit utterly ridiculous, war movie starting Richard Burton and Clint Eastwood. 8/10
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