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Was he Cambodian?

Will the Falkland Islands be entering a team next time round? Gibraltar might be able to give them a game.

Lawl.

Same here. My middle name can also be either a first name or a surname, so that doesn't help much either. I get that even with my name the usual way round in my email address. For some reason I always feel it would be impolite to tell people "actually that's my surname". I did once address one such offender by his surname just to try and make a point, he immediately corrected me but didn't appear to cotton on.

Or Keven?

I used to work for the police and they kept records of children in dodgy families. I was amazed at how many neds appeared to have named their child "Ubb", then I finally realised this was an abbreviation for "unborn baby". Not one of my brightest moments, I must admit.

They probably didn't care that everyone hated them when the old club was on top and regularly winning stuff. Now the old club is gone and the new club will never rise to the same heights, they suddenly do care.

I'm waiting for the accusations of jealousy to start.

Fortunately that didn't happen. Maybe it hadn't started the nest up yet.

I hate it when I find an exceptionally large bee or wasp in the house. I never know if it's just a big fatass or if it's a queen looking for a place to build a nest. I always kill them in a most vigorous manner.

Vandals are even worse than VIsigoths.

Which one? Which Goram I mean, not which paper.

What exactly did Whyte do that makes him worse than all the other rogues and scallywags to have milked the Sevcow dry?

They'd be pretty easy to outrun, wouldn't they?

Sevco must be bad.

I once watched a wasp kill a daddy long legs. It was quite graphic as it repeatedly pummeled the poor creature to the ground and proceeded to rip off its legs one by one.

This was back in the days of yore.

I could tell by the fact they were lighting a Cuban cigar with a fistful of more 100 quid notes.

Used to work checkouts at Sainsbury's Cameron Toll and always got a few rich bawsacks paying for their weekly shopping with a 100 quid note. Never seen them at any other time.

Encountered an improbably large spider on the wall of my home office the other night. At first all I heard was this weird crinkling noise and assumed the window was open and the wind had caught something, but the window was shut. Then I realised it was actually the footsteps of this mammoth arachnid beast stalking its way across one of the posters on my wall. I usually catch-and-release with a cup and piece of paper, but the legspan on this thing was of such prodigious proportions that I had to use a ceramic vase to capture it in. Went to fling it out of the window and never saw it drop. It may still be inside the house somewhere, less than pleased with me.

Respect! Where's his respect?

Can we call them the Visigoths instead?

I'm fairly sure Rangers fans decided the H-word was offensive and sectarian to them for no reason other than they weren't allowed to call Celtic fans by the F-word.

If Scotland votes yes, will Sevco supporters deny independence took place the way they deny Rangers' death took place? "Wur still part o' Bruttin, but"

Yes, presumably the taxi driver wasn't planning to drop her off at the platform at the bottom of the lift.