Muggy

I hate bairns. They're so smug and cocky. I'll tell ya, if that Pressley guides them to the SPL, I'll pull that hair oot, strand-by-strand. Carry on.

Where would you start reading it though? That's ridiculous.

Start Mental Health & Counselling on the 20th, but have a week of inductions and shite from the 13th. I'm off Wednesdays.

The Day the Voices Stopped: A Memoir of Madness and Hope Ken Steele and Claire Berman This book relives the harrowing story of Ken Steele, a man who began hearing voices at the age of fourteen. These voices urged Ken to kill himself and even provided detailed explanations of how to do so. Ken was a paranoid schizophrenic who was webbed in the cycle of the mental health world - a world where people are treated like criminals and animals rather than victims and the humans they are. His story vividly recalls his myriad of stays in mental institutions across America, where he was beaten and raped at the hands of evil inmates. He also served as a male hustler as a means of living. Ken Steel stopped hearing voices thirty years later through the administration of a new drug. His new life lasted five years where he was an advocate for mental health "consumers", fighting for their right to vote - a major breakthrough. I award this book, 10/10. Unputdownable. I don't think you'll need to read it, now.

Diet coke. The drink of the Gods.

Indeed. There are thousands of us on this forum. We don't go away - are you ready?

Hi Iain of Arabia.

Jumping! Shitting!

I'm in the mood of some quality cider.

An insignificant appeal? WOW.

Just had two sandwiches with ham & coleslaw. Simple yet divine!

Ghostie, I've bailed you out. Gave you two +rep and gave that Livi dame -2 rep.

You seem to be coming around to the realisation that Livi are fucked. Have a positive rep.

Have a positive rep for that.

Caption Competition: Image Two Heads in hands, scarves over faces, bewilderment; the music stops as Livi fans delve deeper into despair upon the realisation their beloved club is running up 400K debt in pursuit of re-living "The Dream".

Hopeless, exhausted and stranded; Livingston FC accept defeat as they succumb to an avalanche of debt, forcing the club into the icy depths of rigor-mortis.

And how much have you made from them all? Griffiths/Dorrans/Davidson/McPake... Not as much as we made from one player in Kevin McDonald. Shame that. You can bleed the youngsters all you want, but you have to prioritise. You're accruing too much debt with the current model and it's going to lead to another stint on the life-support machine, with the result most likely being one that would give an honest club the chance to come into the SFL and run in a prudent manner.

Living out-with means in Third Division? - Check Terrible fan-base? - Check Massive debts being accumulated without reservation? - Check Relying on money man/men to keep club afloat? - Check Full-time in Third Division? - Check Terrible decision-making? - Check Being hypnotised by "Living The Dream" in a bid to run up the leagues? - Check The Gretna model is in full swing - FC Livingston Lions - Coming to a pub league near you.