SaltyTON

Completed Disney Universe... quite long, and pretty complex for a kids game.

Let's see the photo to see if it is worth complimenting. Seems only fair since you brought it up! To be fair, it can't be worse than the can fail that Enzo posted. Fantastic!

I wonder if these two mouth breathers were discussing the highly damaging death of Meles Zenawi, and the problems it could cause for one of our biggest African allies?

Beef olives, potatoes and cabbage for dinner.

No, anything pish is automatically pish. Still Game is hilarious, Brave was brilliant, Braveheart is great. Burnistoun (based on the sketches posted here) would appear to be utterly shite, the bra joke may have been fine if it was a one-off throwaway comment in a sketch, but a minute of the same joke being repeated ad nauseum is not remotely funny. It was as insufferable as the Peter Griffin falling over and holding his knee then inhaling through his teeth for ages.

I've read the first two lines, and I genuinely have had to go and get some painkillers as it has hurt my brain.

Call the police. That's not even funny if true and in the context that you make it sound as though it is; he's a paedophile.

At this point I've switched of the television. He is the worst actor on the planet.

Descendents (2008) I had never seen a Chilean film before... I now know why... A zombie apocalypse film where a small child has been left to fend for herself, but she is immune to the zombies for some reason which I didn't understand. The human soldiers want to kill her for an unexplained reason, and they catch her and do something to her neck wounds which isn't explained either. I managed just under an hour of this crap, it was mind-numbingly boring and nothing was explained at all. Plus it had child acting which is never good at the best of times... 1/10 - definitely down there with the worst films I've ever seen. Only Harold & Kumar stop this from being my worst film of 2008.

It's clearly a sick frape, she's a wee lassie maybe about 12. She also has a picture of a penguin on her Facebook, therefore she's okay by me. The responses are embarrassing, anyone can see it's not a legit post.

Have you ever seen VT make that many syntax mistakes in one post. I think that his eyes would bleed typing that out...

Why have they used a picture of her just after she sucked off a Smurf? I like that he was suffering from hayfever, but as he is so stupid that he was speaking as he typed, and noted down the sneezes as well.

33 Postcards (2011) A young Chinese orphan arrives in Sydney to meet her sponsor who paid for her to go to school and learn English. Turns out when she finds him he's in jail for murder, and nothing that he had told her was true. Really heart-warming little film starring Guy Pearce and Zhu Lin (from Walking the Dead). 8/10

We'll see how quickly my post gets deleted... EDIT: Unsurprisingly it's gone.

It's definitely a good tip for dieting, never seen a fat smack-head before.

It happened months ago, and you don't need to have it if you don't want it. Just block it on Chrome. If you're using something like Internet Explorer you shouldn't be allowed on the internet anyway.

Not annoying but I thought it was quite funny from a stoner who regularly posts crap about no-one ever dying from pot.

Probably because it was the best film released in the time on which the 2011 Oscars were judged? Think that's the reason anyway. Only My Name is Khan was close to it.

Thank Jesus it's Friday? Talk about nepotism in the catering trade!

Have you seen the original? I thought that Farrell was better in the role than Chris Sarandon, plus it didn't have the awful Amanda Bearse in it! Don't watch the sequel from 1988, it was pretty guff!

King Kong (2005) Looks really good (obviously, it got three Oscars for style over substance) but it's boring as hell and laughably bad at parts. Naomi Watts is hot, as always, and the best bit was her doing vaudeville for Kong, and he finds it funny and keeps poking her to make her fall over. 5/10

Respond with "like my post if you think *enter the OP's name*'s granny likes it rough", see which gets more likes.

How is 6 in over 30 games in the the English non-league (and 0 in 29 for Bournemouth) not worse than Farid's 3 in 10 in his country's top flight? I'm ignoring both players barrel load of amateur goals for Concord and Romorantin.

Yes, considerably better than Taylor's.