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Alan Cowan is already pitching a new stand proposal to the club

Reckon this is along the right lines. Fox offered one year deal and no guarantee of the starting jersey so the toys went everywhere and he went dribbling to the press scrambling for any move. I predict he will be the new Colin Stewart.

Recently been rediscovering my slow cooker love affair after some time apart. Barbacoa Beef in this morning for Burritos tonight Just used one of the first recipes that came up on google

Went to uni with a guy who got called ceefax. His go-to conversational topic was always any tv programme he had seen the night before or intended to watch that evening.

The big thread must stay open!

I know it's common knowledge to anyone outside of their manky persuasion, but I can just imagine indignant Rankers fans having a spit your dinner out in rage moment upon reading the, "Ibrox worthless" part of that ... "But It's a pyoor five star stadeeum an' that ya bead rattlin' p***k!"

Separate incidents. He's got perma-rage wherever Thistle are concerned.

When I was in second year, I went on the end of year trip to Maastricht in Holland with the school. On the way back we were all hauled off the bus at Dover customs while the bus was searched. Turned out the driver was attempting to smuggle around £500k worth of dope back with him. Was quite amusing watching all the folk trying to bring some of their own back with them frantically trying to flush their tenner bags of grass, down the bog in the terminal as no one had a clue what was going on until we got on the replacement bus. We ended up having to wait about 4/5 hours for another bus to come down from Newcastle (where the bus company was from) to get us. Fun and games. Was reported in most papers at the time, had the Daily Record and Sun on the phone asking questions about the driver when we got home. This is the only link I can find relating to it though. My link

'That's Massone' When the wages aren’t paid and the ground isn’t safe, that’s Massone When the leccy’s gone off and the debts piling up, that’s Massone Please don’t stay “Twenty five K, Twenty five K” But he’s not budgin The drummer says “Angelo you’re gay!, Angelo your gay!” What a mess at the Liviiiii!! Whhhheeeeen thhhe SFL meet there’ll be reason to greet, if.. your Livi Some might dance down the street with shiny shoes on their feet, “no more Livi” This time it’s no a dream, there’ll be no football team, left at Livi Meadowbank, Ferranti, now Livi have gone the same way, cheers Massone!

I was thinking more that it is very similar to a hilarious Billy Connolly joke.

No wonder! Also, your number 4.... Im sure I've heard that somewhere before

It's the smell drifting up from the south that spoils the borders!