Sweet Pete

If Pie and Bovril were a Billy Joel song: Cheesy Wotsits, ruined trainers, Paedophile pool, Ruel Street, crispy pets, 8Mile flinging stool. Pie review, verge of tears, Griffiths is a thumb, Mumsnet, scheme goblin, Philpy does the worm. Windows down, heating up, cock-teasing bitch, T-bone stag, BarraJag, artificial pitch. Lowing chipmunk, Charles Green, seething alias, Heads gone, kicking pie, swing and a miss.

ShawfieldShedBoy bought shome shoes, they really were a sight. He gave his deetz to Dindeleux, who said he'd make it right. But quick as a flash, Dindeleux gave us a laugh. So ShedBoy offered him a fight.

Hopefully their faces melt off in much the same way.

Some c**t (or c***s) has (or have) broken into one of our sites overnight, vandalised some equipment, stole some equipment and ruined some excavations.

Just a wee update; there are still no notifications on the android app and some pictures, videos and emoticons still don't work on it.

McMillan is a player I've always liked

Couldn't give a shite about a keeper taking a huff. But training on a mini pitch for little time is downright scandalous for this level and if true needs corrected without delay. That's worse than amateur.

He did the odd time. Also centre half and both full back positions. Maybe lack of consistent midfield games is partially to blame.

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You weren't just done over by crappy owners though. That was just the most recent lquidation. Clydebank FC has gone bust around 4 times and floated in and out of the Senior and Junior ranks throughout its chequered history. That club has always been a basketcase.

Watch it, boyo!

Some of the Bankies fans' comments on the two threads are unbelievably precious. From grown men too. Funnier still that they have a bit of a reputation on the Junior forum for playing at being billy big baws because they used to be a senior side before they died (even though they were never a big team), but now they're giving it "lay off us, we're just a wee team of volunteers". Genuinely not a nasty comment from anyone on either side (and rightly so because even before Clydebank ceased to exist the rivalry between the two clubs was never remotely heated and was based on nothing more than geography) and still some of them are desperate to be offended. Should have seen it coming though after one of them went apoplectic with rage weeks before the match at the suggestion that this friendly might not feature Dumbarton's strongest XI. Strange folk.

Did it ever occur to you that maybe people were just at the wind up for a joke? Jeezy peeps, chill oot.

Sounds like I missed a classic...

Just a quick update: There are still no notifications on the Android app.

Last season with us was his best since turning professional. He works hard and is strong and quick, but he's a limited player.

I was being optimistic, though I accept it's unrealistic.

We should bite their hand off and reinvest whatever we get in the squad.

I agree entirely.

I liked him too, just not in central midfield where he tended to be hopeless, particularly in his early days and he was deservedly third choice central midfielder at that stage.

^^^ never saw Tony "runs aimlessly, hiding from the ball and only has his first touch at 40 minute mark" Wallace play in central midfield for us. Also applies to Fergus Tiernan.

I'm currently writing a fan chant for Seb Osei-Obengo to the tune of 2Unlimited's "No Limits".

I did not hear that. I'm not really in the loop with amateur signings.