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  1. Sweet Pete
    She still gives me plenty...
  2. Sweet Pete
    BJ's RIP.
  3. Sweet Pete
    Oh, shit!
  4. Sweet Pete
    Don't worry, he doesn't suspect a thing, the soft c**t. I'll be round to finger you in half an hour.
  5. Sweet Pete
    Quite right too, mate. I don't know how you didn't do it years ago. I remember you telling me loads of times you would then bottling it, so I'm glad you finally pulled the trigger. Nice that you let her keep the house, mind. Very noble.
  6. Sweet Pete
    I did indeed. I realised within about half an hour of that post that they'd separated. I hadn't known until then. Proper LOL'd about it afterwards, even the torn apart family couldn't stem my laughter about the way I found out.
  7. Sweet Pete
    About time Adam binned that boot off. Delighted to see he finally came to his senses.
  8. Sweet Pete
    Poof. I shan't be attending your cattery spinsters party.
  9. Sweet Pete
    Only if you get rid o' they cats, boyo. I'm allergic. Plus a grown man shouldn't' be having cats as pets, they're for auld wifies.
  10. Sweet Pete
    Bail in at Figs!
  11. Sweet Pete
    Do one, knobhead.
  12. Sweet Pete
    Got my own office now, so it's fine, I can start skiving again. b*****ds keep giving me more responsibility though, they obviously give no consideration at all for my Pie and Bovril use, really eats into my web browsing / shit posting time.
  13. Sweet Pete
    Somebody stick the nut on the Brabco representatives.
  14. Sweet Pete
    Busy with my new job, Sarn't. Otherwise fighting fit and fabulous as ever.
  15. Sweet Pete
    I don't have a head tattoo. I drive a Jeep Renegade Sport.
  16. Sweet Pete
    My kid's favourite song is "Fette's Vette" by MC Chris. He even knows the words and raps away singing it. He's 2. My kid >>>>>>>>your kid.
  17. Sweet Pete
    It most assuredly is not. There are dogs that live in my house and those dogs eat chocolate which is fed to them by people other than me and those dogs are healthy. If it were fatal to them, I'd feed it to them myself.
  18. Sweet Pete
    The other thing is, I'll now need to buy a second car as my lass uses the current one day to day.
  19. Sweet Pete
    Nae showers at work, nae danger I'm sitting all day every day sweaty.
  20. Sweet Pete
    Got made redundant end of August, started a new (better) job immediately, but the commute is a pain in the are and adds hours to my day to travel a relatively short distance, so I'm starting driving lessons in my 30s even though I've never had the slightest desire to drive.
  21. Sweet Pete
    Why are dugs so fond of cheese? It's not exactly something they could expect to eat.
  22. Sweet Pete
    Lol @ you.
  23. Sweet Pete
    Just catching up. Nizzy resigned as a moderator because he felt he and the other mods were responsible in some way for recent distasteful posts and couldn't have that on his conscience? That boy really takes the Internet seriously.
  24. Sweet Pete
    I'm still reeling from The Moonster describing me as a "big ugly target man". Tall I may be, but I'm catwalk model attractive.
  25. Sweet Pete
    I've just drawn a line down Google maps and you're right enough it is. I had it in my head it was further east.
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