Sweet Pete

WDC have mismanaged their budget to the tune of a multi million pound deficit, hence why they have for a couple of years now been randomly invoicing West Dunbartonshire residents for works that haven't been done in the hope that they can claw in some much needed revenue, so the chances of them forking over a seven figure sum to DFC are slightly less than the chance of me having a threesome with Dolly Parton and Marilyn Monroe. And WDC's criminal association, particularly amongst the land, environmental and property department, is so extreme that it makes Brabco look honest by comparison. There are many prominent local gangsters who have the principals of that department firmly in their pockets, it's not even subtle.

These motherfuckers are fucking us with a broken bottle while laughing in our faces and saying "Broken bottle? What broken bottle?". They are rearranging their companies (or "onshore and offshore vehicles" if you prefer) in order to f**k the taxman, f**k the club, f**k the fans and f**k the town. DO NOT TRUST THESE c***s.

Chip in for a manager's fund to raise the £3k.... [emoji6] [emoji23]

What happened with the bus en route?

Prosecution rests.

Tell it to the judge

Same guy

He needs to f**k off.

f**k off.

Word, yo. Word.

The Killie Facebook fan group is always a cringefest, but today it's gone into halfwitted cringey overdrive. Reams of posts from numpties stating "heartbroken", "delighted", or naming dozens of random people as possible new coaches, and almost all seemingly typed with their elbows.

I said when McCulloch got the temporary gig after Locke that I wouldn't mind seeing what he could do as our manager and I still feel the same. He strikes me as a determined guy, who'd have the team well organised and fit. Not sure Boyd should be considered, given his ludicrous comments regarding Ian Cathro and supposed "modern methods". I was always on the fence really where Clark was concerned, neither a big fan nor against his appointment. Initially I was happy enough that he was trying to update the squad, then quietly skeptical about his tactics and recruitment policy. I'm neither up nor down that he's away, but happy enough to get a few quid for him.

Nursery teacher told us on Friday that my son dropped a toy and said "aw Fuck!" [emoji50] Twenty week scan on the 20th for our second, but we've had several early scans already as we have a family member who works in scanning dept, so we already know the gender of our new arrival.

Started as self-employed today, Philpy. Got work booked for February and if all goes to plan it should be a profitable month, so fingers crossed. Got some private client stuff and some subbie work for a big mob.

Only been paid about 2/3rds of my final wage by my previous employer. Utterly delighted I'm no longer working with the wee snivelling snake.

Not sure I agree that society as a whole is less polite, but DFC has always been in my time following the club.

Sadly that sounds all too familiar.

Superb result yesterday.

The Dumbarton dwelling Facebook **** have been out in force I see. We're all of a sudden a big deal for one side or the other because Durrant signed for a few months. Pathetic c***s.

Decided it's now or never to try my long held desire of being self-employed, and given my recent redundancy it seems like the perfect time to give it a go. Been pricing jobs and looking like I may have sufficient work coming to make a go of it.

Stupid decision by the club.

Maybe they can, but I certainly can't. That'd pay my mortgage and council tax and nowt else.

f**k all pay off, just the promise of my wages come payday... Few irons in the fire though so not worried.

Just been paid off.

Former Son Kieran McAnespie is the new Bankies boss, along with Marc McCulloch as assistant.