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  1. Sweet Pete
    Half Killie / half Ayr!? Naw! f**k yer Ayr!
  2. Sweet Pete
    There's a road sign for the Erskine Bridge in Stirling.
  3. Sweet Pete
    And I only go to watch Bankies because it's local and my kid can run about the terrace, so it's really just the one.
  4. Sweet Pete
    It's still just two. I don't really give a shite about Dumbarton.
  5. Sweet Pete
    It's Peter to the likes of you. Funnily enough, I've been watching the team you helped kill lately.
  6. Sweet Pete
    You can't just abandon your team, you need to stick by them through thick and thin, you know, like Sergeant Wilson.
  7. Sweet Pete
    There's fanny in lots of things. If you need to sit through boring medieval melodrama just for a quick flash of tit then I'd suggest you need to get out of the house.
  8. Sweet Pete
    Tried watching that Game of Thrones to see what all the fuss is about. Load of shite.
  9. Sweet Pete
    Don't be ridiculous. They have loads of toilets.
  10. Sweet Pete
    You don't see many 6 foot plus, 15 stone plus junkies. To be perfectly honest I'd quite like to have a junkies physique, even if only for a wee change.
  11. Sweet Pete
    We have one toilet in work, for staff and customers. The amount of punters who come in, go for a pish, leave the door open and don't wash their hands is frankly astonishing.
  12. Sweet Pete
    Time for my three weekly shave and skinhead. Right down to the wid, then let both chin and head grow untouched for another three week.
  13. Sweet Pete
    I'm wearing trainers with a hole in them because I grabbed my old dog walking pair in error in my haste to get to work this morning. Walked from the house to the station and my feet got soaked at 8am. They have still not dried out 6 hours later.
  14. Sweet Pete
    Folk bleating on social media about how "gutted" they are that such and such a player hasn't been offered a new deal at some non entity fitba team. f**k off, c***s.
  15. Sweet Pete
    Young lassie on a local Facebook group has posted a photo of a letter from the NHS pinned to a noticeboard asking everyone in the NHS to spread the word about a "sick craze" which has led to the suicides of 130 teens. Why do people believe such fucking drivel? Whatever happened to a bid of healthy skepticism?
  16. Sweet Pete
    The Arch is a tabloid journalist. Ron Burgundy was some low level Sun staffer, yes.
  17. Sweet Pete
    Indeed. Scheme goblin.
  18. Sweet Pete
    Playing fitba with the boy earlier and I was setting up to score incredible curlers from tight angles to the goal, wrapping my foot around the ball, but the gosh dang windfloater then swerves all over as it's got no weight.
  19. Sweet Pete
    f**k you.
  20. Sweet Pete
    Weird, posturing folk. Both times she has not only been smiling to herself, like a fucking oddball, but also wearing a fucking mac. This is real life, not Amelie. f**k these people.
  21. Sweet Pete
    Bless you, Sarn't. Bless you.
  22. Sweet Pete
    Twice this week I've driven home over the squinty bridge and there's been a woman cycling the other way smiling to herself. Not having a hands free conversation. Not laughing. Just a rigid fixed smile while peddling along and while dressed like a hipster with a bike straight out of an old French film. It's totally jarring to see someone just smiling like that. I despise her.
  23. Sweet Pete
    Woke at 4 and couldn't get back to sleep. Don't start work until 8. Currently haunting my own living room, creeping about trying not to wake anyone up. Made a coffee and took a swig from the milk carton at the same time, only to realise too late that it was off.
  24. Sweet Pete
    Yes
  25. Sweet Pete
    Yes, then Norway, then England, now Spain. International jetsetter.
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