Sweet Pete

Oh aye, when mine was shown the wonders of touch screen technology and particularly YouTube toy review videos he near enough wanted it 24 hours a day. We now ration his usage severely and he gets it for around 10 minutes before bed to chill out, or if he's being fussy when we go out to eat he gets it to keep him occupied so we can enjoy our meal.

Plus one on the chewed food. He thinks it's hilarious as well to just give his food to the dug. He'll stare right in my eyes while I'm saying "Don't do it!" and with a grin of the truest evil will proceed to drop food for the mutt which is waiting anxiously at his feet. Usually cheese, sausages or toast, all stuff both he and the dogs love.

Club just tweeted that signing news is imminent

I'm going for absolutely piss poor marvellous, so Seb Osei-Obengo to sign.

Nobody cares about your shite reserve cast offs. Take it elsewhere, ladies.

That's the terrible twos really kicked in. He'll be three in five months, but the tantrums have only started in earnest recently. Tears and snotters everywhere at bedtime last night. The joys. He's as good natured as they come most of the time, but when he doesn't fancy listening to you he becomes totally single minded and then kicks off if you insist he does what he's told. On the bright side, we took his dummies off him recently and he hasn't looked back since, no hassle at all. Potty training on-going, showing some progress. Just need to get him off the bottles of milk now, getting him to switch to a cup for his milk has been a fight, though he's happy with juice from a cup. He only gets a bottle of milk at bedtime, but his bedtime bottle is precious to him, so think we'll just need to do what we did with the dummies and insist they're gone and just ride through it as I know he'll not be chuffed at losing his pre-sleep bottle, even though he gave up the dummies without so much as a whimper.

He's getting off easy. I lived there for a while. *shudder*

Current club "Gilmerton FC" according to Wiki. Judging by their Twitter they're a LADZ BANTZ amateur team and folded a few months ago.

I thought he was good in one game I saw and subdued in another. I only watched them about three times last season. I prefer their centre mid Barclay, but even then I mean I prefer him at the level that Clydebank currently occupy. Agreed on Kasubandi, even Clydebank's current level of the second tier of the West region Juniors looks a step too high for him. Would likely be a half decent amateur player, but that's about it. No touch at all, only scores a moderate amount in a team pushing for promotion and not even at the top level of Junior football and he's as raw as mustard seed. I'd be astounded and incredibly disappointed if he signed for Dumbarton.

I occasionally like to wander down to Holm Park. I enjoy a bit of variety.

I think you should probably get clean. Crack is incredibly destructive. Think of your family.

Saw him a few times for the Bankies in the season just ended. He's woeful. Nowhere near professional level.

Fucking lighten up you. He's shite anyway.

Syme's shite, lads. Thanks for taking him.

Got a new t-shirt.

He sounds amazing. I'm going to get Clark on the back of a replica strip.

I'm going to get Kassarate on the back of a replica strip.

I quite like the idea of a smaller squad of fit, hardworking players with a handful of creative guys. It makes it easier to stick with a settled team and to know the strongest starting XI, something which seemed to be an issue last season. Who's Ryan Clark?

Jim Goodwin is completely finished. No sane person should want him to sign. Might do a turn in the seaside leagues as a centre half, but he's well past playing at any decent level, particularly in the midfield where at least a small bit of mobility is required.

Inconsistent, but talented. If he recovers fully and hits form he should be a good signing.

One of the guys on site just said he could hear Bruce Springburn's gig from his house. We immediately named him The Baws.

Played for Sons briefly in season 08/09. Was shite.

2-3 defeat to Ayr in 2006 under Paul Martin in the relegation season. Andy Rogers scored two goals in two minutes for Sons. Ayr's first goal was a cracking free kick.

We'll see how smart you are when the canine' come'

It's all kicking off, here in this text based, mostly anonymous internet forum.