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  1. Sweet Pete
    Kilmarnock FC
  2. Sweet Pete
    Awesome
  3. Sweet Pete
    I like the look of the plain white Milano. Almost never wear trainers nowadays though. Been living in a well worn pair of Clarks desert boots for weeks lately.
  4. Sweet Pete
    Correct. Sons whilst in this league will never truly thrive, it'll always be a struggle, with finishing closer to the bottom than the top the norm. The season finishing fifth and getting to the Scottish Cup quarter final under Murray was in my eyes a fluke, a very enjoyable one, but not one I expect to see repeated anytime soon.
  5. Sweet Pete
    Something like Lurpak spreadable tastes similar enough so as to not matter. Not pure shite like margarine.
  6. Sweet Pete
    Tastes the fucking same, faither.
  7. Sweet Pete
    You get spreadable butter this century, grandad.
  8. Sweet Pete
    Turn the presentation into a fun game of hangman or Pictionary in that case.
  9. Sweet Pete
    Made up teams in made up leagues in made up countries thread for this pish.
  10. Sweet Pete
    I wonder why some of you weird c***s even have fridges.
  11. Sweet Pete
    I would assume so. For example, wouldn't it seem likely that eggs left on the worktop on a hot day might not last as long or stay as fresh as those kept in the fridge?
  12. Sweet Pete
    Advantage Mordecai.
  13. Sweet Pete
    Wasting away to a mountain maybe.
  14. Sweet Pete
    Before moving to Edinburgh, Throbber lived in Miracle Village, Florida.
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    I'm not especially fat, just slightly overweight. But as I'm tall it's not hugely obvious. A beer belly.
  18. Sweet Pete
    I'll skull f**k you to death.
  19. Sweet Pete
    Green milk is for people who can't commit to milk. No more half measures, Walter.
  20. Sweet Pete
    FTFY. Blue milk forever!
  21. Sweet Pete
    My Dad does that. Stupid c**t. I asked him aboiut it one night as I was genuonely curious as to why he did it and he repsonded "Aw, so ye reckin yur wan ay they pretenshuss c***s then, eh?". Weird guy. Totally ruins the taste of the wine. Not that that bothers him in the slightest as he's a plonky b*****d who'd drink gin through a shitty cloth. Only buys the cheapest supermarket wine anyway, so it couldn't taste any worse.
  22. Sweet Pete
    Don't tell me what to do.
  23. Sweet Pete
    I thought it was black people you didn't like?
  24. Sweet Pete
    Isn't room temperature eggs just for whipping into meringues and such?
  25. Sweet Pete
    I bet you drink unpasteurised milk straight from the coo's teets, hot and stinking of cow shite. Freak.
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